Christian "Finishes" Virus, Commands God to Destroy It

[rsacamano]

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. god - "LMAO!"

[VMA131Marine]

2. Looks familiar

[Alacritous Crier]

7. Perfect! - nt

[Laf.La.Dem.]

3. Thank goodness!!

Now I can go shopping!

[Vogon_Glory]

4. Quiz for our readers: six-letter loan-word starting with H

Hubris

[Harker]

13. Huxter.

Had to fudge it a bit.

[Moostache]

5. This will never end...

People have been giving cash to these kind of asshat snakeoil salesmen for centuries...

The Catholic Church in the Dark Ages was responsible for the repression of human potential for a millennium. Revivalist preachers have roamed America (and Europe and the WORLD) for at least the last 2000+ years.

Until the common man is embarrassed enough to admit that while these fools are LOUD examples of the problem, the REAL problem is giving social currency to these insane belief systems in the first place. Commanding god to judge the virus is not a bug in this circus...its the fucking FEATURE! There is no distance between the two - the quiet priest or minister collecting a Sunday offering is just guerrilla marketing version of the televangelist who wants more money faster and uses advertising to do it...

Mankind cannot advance beyond adolescence until we cast off childish beliefs and boogeymen, period.

[tiptonic]

6. Praise

Praise Jesus. God told me to say that. After I prayed on it and talked to him. Opiate of the masses.

[gibraltar72]

8. Prayer causes Corona Virus.

[softydog88]

9. Yeah, let's see how this works.

Of course, god still hasn't gotten around to cancer, but I'm sure Covid-19 is queued up.

[Major Nikon]

10. ...

[MarianJack]

11. Religious con men are a species that will never be extinct.

More's the pity.

RESIST

[FiveGoodMen]

12. The idiots who believe this deserve whatever they get

But the rest of us don't deserve the fall-out from it.

[0nirevets]

14. Grew up with this lunacy, still turns my stomach.

This sort of medieval nonsense would be funny, except that it's so real for these people. Tragic is a better word.

[marble falls]

15. Someone need to get the word out to the virus. I'm sure they'd comply if they only knew ...

these guys are all about religion and not so much about G*d.

[bucolic_frolic]

16. If the virus is finished, these 2 shouldn't be afraid to test it, right?

Take it straight, no chaser

[Ad Infinitum]

17. Nailed It

My Mother is a paranoid schizophrenic.


She left Southern Baptist to become Assembly of God/ so she can exhibit her illness in like minded company.




I became Buddhist.

[Bengus81]

18. Big head and ears Kenneth Copeland,been on Prey TV for decades.........

Always the huckster.

[Ohioboy]

19. Here's what's going to happen...

The virus will eventually stop affecting our lives as much as it is right now. Things will eventually go back to normal, and this freak show clown will take credit for it.

[jmbar2]

20. And Covid be like...

[rpannier]

21. Someone needs to remind him it's still around

Maybe... just maybe... it's not Satan and just unfortunate set of circumstances
Maybe God has better things to do with his time than take orders from a charlatan

[Dagstead Bumwood]

22. Whew! Glad that's finally over with.

Who's up for a game of Twister?

[hatrack]

23. Wooba-Gooba! Unga-Bunga! Hoogie-Boogie! And speaking of which . . .

[Haggis for Breakfast]

24. The hubris is takes to command god to do something.