Pic Of The Moment: Thursday Wingnuts: Pandemic Update

[EarlG]

Trump's impossible 'adjourn Congress' bank shot

Vince McMahon is advising Donald Trump on the economy while the XFL files for bankruptcy

Trump Launched a Coronavirus Economic Council Without Telling Members They Were on It

The Protests in Michigan Have Signaled the Nonsense Is Coming

Trump halt to WHO funding violates same law as Ukraine aid freeze, House Democrats say

Sen. Collins says Trump has been 'very uneven' on coronavirus

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[underpants]

1. I just hope the new task force doesn't have folding metal chairs

On second thought maybe they should have them.

[NBachers]

21. Well, Stephanie McMahon and Ivanka should get along swimmingly. Shane McMahon will fit right in

with the gang of White House idiots.

[SunSeeker]

26. Those Trump women always look like they're lactating...or cold.

[Newest Reality]

2. General Trump

General Trump is looking to be the de facto ruler of the Red States of America, or as it is formally known now: Trumpistania. Pence is the High Chancellor of Gilead, the religious faction of Trumpistania.

He certainly isn't a unifying figure head representing the federal government that Americans have fought and paid for for all this time.

[3Hotdogs]

10. There's a song about Pence in Gilead?

"There Is A Bum in Gilead." Yeah, that's it.

[not fooled]

20. I see what you did there

Used to sing that in Sunday school.

[marble falls]

3. But Sen Collins would very much like to register her concern.

[SaveOurDemocracy]

13. Collins is a total waste of space!!

[marble falls]

16. Pretty much. My money's on the Democratic challenger - don't know who it is but I do know ...

whoever it is she/he will truly represent the will of their constituency.

[Gothmog]

4. K&R

[CaptainTruth]

5. FL Gov DeSantis, a "Trump Lite," named WWE an "essential business" in FL.

I figured it was just because they were big donors, but now that I see Trump appointed the head of WWE to a task force, DeSantis' actions make more sense.

[lark]

6. Don't think there's anything drumpf would do that mini-me wouldn't imitate.

He's despicable in every way. FL has pretty good early voting so I expect he and the supine FL fascist Russian Repugs will stop that if they think they will get away with it. They have already fucked mail in voting in this state by using very strict signature matching on all mailed in and absentee ballots. If a person has aged much or has an illness that makes them shakey since they signed the cards, their votes will be rejected. The state is supposed to let them know to come in and verify their identity, but when calling, not one person had received the letter, even though the state of FL had them showing as being sent letters. If they end early voting here, we are well and truly fucked here, which is their plan.

[whopis01]

24. And his wife was the Administrator of the Small Business Association

And now Linda McMahon (wife of Vince McMahon - head of the WWE) is the chairman of America F1rst Action, a pro-Trump super PAC.

[progree]

7. "I can't buy gun!" - former Rep. Jack Kingston (R-GA)

The Protests in Michigan Have Signaled the Nonsense Is Coming

Former Rep. Jack Kingston (R-GA), who is a close White House ally, said he felt the country was nearing a tipping point. “I think it could be a combination of politics, misinformation, economic hardship, emotion/anxiety, and well intentioned civil disobedience,” Kingston wrote. “The liquor stores and dispensaries are open but I can’t buy gun!”

bonus quote:

“When it’s my time to go, God’s going to call me home,” [Ashley] Smith said. ... “We are not promised a pathogen-free existence,” Smith said. “We do not have a constitutional right to not get a virus.”

I can think of at least one Supreme Court justice that she could clerk for -- it would be a perfect fit.

[Dukkha]

8. We dive deeper into Idiocracy every day.

Wilful stupidity is the American way of life now.

[Capperdan]

9. The names and faces of protesters should be published

Let the country know who these whackos are.

[Fritz Walter]

19. For mandatory quarantine

Lock. Them. Up!

Along with the sheeple who threw wisdom and caution to the winds on Sunday by attending church services in person.

[PatrickforO]

11. Just when you think things can't get much darker.

Ah, but we cannot give up.

[captain queeg]

12. Not the Onion

Who could have predicted the spectacular failures 3 years ago. I mean yes we knew he was a worthless idiot but we’d be far better off if he’d gone on a 4 month golf vacation. Satire under trump is dead.

And yes I decided a couple weeks ago not to capitalize the orange Shiva’s name, he doesn’t deserve even that modicum of respect.

[Auggie]

14. Reminiscent of Top 10 Conservative Idiots

Thanks EarlG

[blakstoneranger]

15. Trump Supporters in Alabama Refuse to Wear Masks

This is their way of showing support for the king of the cult leaders! Modern day jim Jones.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

17. Naming random people to a task force

also shows how profoundly he doesn't understand how government works. He thinks it's exactly like running one of his own businesses and that he can just move employees around however he wants. Plus, he has zero sense that experience or prior knowledge of something could be even remotely useful.

[sandensea]

18. Vince McMahon and Cheeto, discussing the economy (God help us all)

That's an easy one to picture.

[ahoysrcsm]

28. Photo must be fake. DT would never team up with someone a different skin color.

[Fritz Walter]

22. If you're on FB...

Check out the comments on this post.

Clearly, these are points that resonate with us. Well, at least those of us who haven’t drunk the Flavor-Aid*. Or those who are not marching, blocking access to hospitals, or otherwise protesting reasonable and prudent safeguards in the TrumpPlague.

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*The victims of Jim Jones’s mass suicide/homicide drank cyanide-laced Flavor-Aid, not Kool-Aid. Link

[DesertRat]

23. Kick!

[Progressive dog]

25. Best of luck to the idiot protesters on spreading covid19

to each other. I think they shoud be quarantined together for the 14 day incubation period.

[Skittles]

27. flawless