Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 4/16/20

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Give Donald Trump A Radio Show And Maybe He'll Stop Holding These Marathon Coronavirus Briefings

President Trump continues to use his prodigious air time to shift blame and grandstand about the economy while ignoring calls for a massive ramp up in coronavirus testing in the United States.




Meanwhile... The "I Need More Beer" Lady Rocks The Internet

Quarantine-while... Coors Light sent a 93 year-old Pennsylvania woman 150 cans of beer after a photo of her pleading for more took the internet by storm.




Steve Martin Has A Song In His Heart, But Stephen Colbert Just Doesn't Have The Time

Legendary comedian and banjo man Steve Martin typically enjoys his Late Show appearances, but this time he seems frustrated by our host's lack of time for a simple song.




Mailbox From Blues Clues Isn't Well

We're worried about you, Mailbox.

[denem]

1. Stephen can make me laugh with just his delivery

- dead pan "I met a farmer down in Iowa called McDonald. Old guy - you'd like him".

[denem]

2. 2nd LOL

'because nothing says never surrender like a Confederate flag'

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Colbert has really got this "social distancing" monologue down now

And his jokes are as spot on as ever!

[smirkymonkey]

4. That was hilarious!