Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 4/29/20

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Jared Kushner Declares Trump's Coronavirus Decision-Making "A Great Success Story"

The coronavirus has now taken more American lives than the Vietnam War, but presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner wants people to believe Donald Trump's handling of the pandemic has been nothing less than a triumph.




Isolated And Horny, Americans Are Getting Turned On By Basic Human Interaction

Sex isn't the only thing Americans are extra hot for right now.




Introducing: Paper Sports

Hey, sports fans! Is Dr. Fauci harshing your buzz about sports? Well, don't worry. You can still take in the thrills of professional athletics with these fun, stay-at-home games.

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1. "Any drunk, lonely zoo-keeper could have told you that."

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