A message from Ivanka

[magicguido]

[sfstaxprep]

1. Where's Daddy's Lap When You Need It? nt

[handmade34]

2. ...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1503557/Maya-Rudolph-s-impression-Ivanka-Trump-s-sexy-secret-smile.html

[bamagal62]

3. I can't even watch

If it means listening to her voice.

[magicarpet]

4. Listening to Ivanka,...

Is comparable to downing a bottle of Karo Syrup in five rapid gulps. Then eating a large king size jar of marshmallow fluff with a table spoon immediately there after.

The thick syrupy sweetness entering your stomach is enough to make you puke.

[magicguido]

5. and yet daddy had sex with her anyway

[Frustratedlady]

6. What is it? I can't put my finger on it. It's almost as though her teeth get in the way...

Is there a Marilyn Monroe breathlessness to it? I had to use cc to figure out what the hell she was saying and even then I wasn't sure.

I absolutely can't listen to her and I don't know why. The syrup/marshmallow scenario makes sense.

[maddiemom]

10. Great analogy...but wait...

Doesn't she sound unusually "harsh" in this video (more as if trying to sound more down to earth)? I always thought she sounds more over the top "finishing school" product: more channeling a "Jackie' than a "Marilyn" voice.

[Missn-Hitch]

7. Just watch .... 2024 candidate. Or maybe junior.

They could probably fascist better than pops.

[NCjack]

12. Let's Lock-em Up. That would spoil 2024 for them.

[Missn-Hitch]

15. We can dream. The tRumps are their Camelot.

[RhodeIslandOne]

8. She is creepy n/m

[usaf-vet]

9. The world can't wait for her to disappear from our TV's. Along with the other ♀ sycophants in GOP

Republicans have a way of making their woman intolerable to watch and listen to. Palin, Ivanka, DeVos, Sanders, Conway, Hicks, McEnany to name a few.

[Scarsdale]

11. You forgot the First Naked Lady.

Also, Marsha Blackburn, Susie "I'm SO concerned" Collins, Lizard Cheney. The list is long.

[NCjack]

13. Oh, yes. The FNL. She can't expect to ride on her past "glory".

MAGAts deserve a new nude photo shoot.

[justgamma]

14. awww poor baby.

Did somebody slip a pea under her mattress?

[WhoIsNumberNone]

16. Is this really her, or a deep fake?

Something about her doesn't seem right for some reason.

[dalton99a]

17. Excellent.

[OnDoutside]

18. Another message from Ivanka !

MUCH more accurate 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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