Pic Of The Moment: Your Bingo Card For Tonight's Rally

[EarlG]

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[hlthe2b]

1. I don't dare engage in "drinking bingo"....

Not enough NSAIDs in the house to cure THAT hangover.

[underpants]

2. I love it when rockets rebound

[sarge43]

25. It smells like FUBAR in the morning n/t

[underpants]

27. Oh. That's classic.

[sarge43]

32. Thank you

[kimbutgar]

3. No Antifa?

[EarlG]

6. Yeah, you're right

He's probably going to say that like 500 times tonight.

[stillcool]

4. thanks for that...

Feel like I've watched the whole thing, and it didn't hurt a bit. Now I'll just wait for the aftermath.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. I'd be unconscious within minutes.

[Dem2theMax]

10. I'd be dead. Lightweight here.

[Initech]

23. I'd be Bluto!

Thanks I needed that!

[Lars39]

7. Bonus points for "my soldiers"

[erronis]

8. We need an expanded bingo card - perhaps 1,000 x 1,000 to cover all his whoppers

and I don't mean his budgers.

Of course his poor deplorables will be crapping their pants trying to find each bingo call on their cards. Keep them busy and out of mischief.

[progree]

9. Will he hold up a Bible? nm

[Shrike47]

11. I love his "sir " stories, so clearly lies. People just start crying in wonder at his awesomeness.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

12. Brilliant! I would bet a million he will say, "I banned China travel"

Along with " no one wanted me to do it"

[progree]

13. "Obama left me nothing" ... "The cupboard was bare"

[subterranean]

31. Followed by "We had no ammunition"

[Lock him up.]

14. I can't...

… see the...

"FOUR MORE YEARS!1!111"
"FOUR MORE YEARS!1!111"
"FOUR MORE YEARS!1!111"

('til there's no one left standing… what vlad dreams of…)

Lock him up in a padded cell!!

[hibbing]

15. Is this blackout?

I think it should be because you know he's going to say all of them.

Peace

[NurseJackie]

16. "A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS..."

[sarge43]

17. "We'll rebound like a rocket."

If a rocket rebounds, you did something wrong.

[Initech]

19. Mr. President, I do believe that you get all of your knowledge of physics from watching cartoons.

[sarge43]

24. The stable genius attended the Wile E Coyote School of Advanced Physics

[Initech]

18. It was a hoaxthth!! The democrath hoaxthth is designed to make you all get vaccines!

And the procesth is helped accelerated by the launch of 5G technology. You will have microchips implanted in you... do we want microchips implanted in us???

[niyad]

20. You were not supposed to start drinking before the shiteshow!

[Initech]

22. Not enough Jack Daniels in the world for that job!

[niyad]

21. Darn! I have to be sober tomorrow. No drinking bingo for me?

[demmiblue]

26. Trump claiming that the media turned off their cameras. n/t

[lunatica]

28. I love your genius!

[Codifer]

29. The free one might as well be...

... "No one has ever seen anything like this before."

He must say this at least fifteen times in every press conference. I have grown quite sick of hearing it. I hope that, soon, I will never have to hear it again.

[progree]

30. "I don't take responsibility at all" ... "absolute authority"

[relayerbob]

33. Where's the "Where the hell is everyone?" square?

[greatauntoftriplets]

34. "My generals"!

[louis-t]

35. For my free space I will choose

"I told my people to slow down the testing". Because he actually said it.

[TheFarseer]

36. Lol

I read “John Bolton is a lobster”. I’m pretty sure we’re not going to get this one. Needless to say I’ve been drinking.