Swift, and Swip, and You Know That Means SWEEPING! It Was More Sweeping....Tremendously Swipping,

[TrollBuster9090]

Can somebody please adjust the Mental Case In Chief's medications again please? The current dose of Clozapine clearly isn't keeping a lid on things anymore...

[2naSalit]

1. No shit!

Can't hide it no matter how much orange paint you splash on. Just not enough lipstick in the world to cover this pig.

[madamesilverspurs]

2. "Somebody needs to twiddle his knobs!"

as Mrs. Slocuombe used to say . . .


.

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. Stroke?

[rusty quoin]

4. I guess I would like that if I was completely bombed out of my mind.

Does the Jesus juice do that to you? I see them in mega-churches holding up their arms praising him.

When I use to run, I read that marathon runners release dopamine, needed for the next stretch.

Do mega-church people also release that with their furious prayers? It seems they are really connected. To what, I don’t know.

[brush]

5. This will only get worse as the election nears. He's barely...

making it through appearances now. Imagine him in the debates with no teleprompter even.

[SergeStorms]

11. That's when Hair Furor really gets going...

when he's off the teleprompter his brain (such as it is) takes over and we get those rambling, incoherent, fractured mash-ups of sewage bouncing around inside of his head. It's really something to behold, and if any of his cult members can honestly say he's "the man for the job", after one of those rambling shit-storms, they belong in the same rubber room with Trump.

[RainCaster]

6. Maybe a little less thorazine?

[Joel Eyeforth]

7. Up Next: "You ever get into your HAND, man?"

And since Donnie's hands are so tiny, this one could go on for days!

[BigmanPigman]

8. And his TV ads are an attempt to make Biden seem too old

for the job. Ha! Just keep talking Donny, you save the Biden Campaign money that way.

[PatSeg]

9. I can't even figure out what

he was trying to say.

[3Hotdogs]

10. Thought bubble: (If a thought ever came out of that canker)

"I could'a won Viet Nam for 'em, if I only didn't have that bone spur. I'm gonna tell 'em that in Jacksonville, in August.