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nature-lover
(1,470 posts)ailsagirl
(22,898 posts)tclambert
(11,087 posts)PatrickforO
(14,586 posts)Save the suburbs, Donald!
MyOwnPeace
(16,936 posts)he wants the next debate to focus on "international issues?"
What would he talk about - places he's flown him and his spawn at our expense? Places where "Uday" and "Qusay" and "Princess and the Puppet" have gone to make more money - with US flying them there with full Secret Service protection (and expense).
Yeah, that would be MOST interesting......
KS Toronado
(17,291 posts)I'd just as soon like to see him focus on water pressure at the last debate, then "hopefully" republicans would
finally see he has no functioning brain.
AZ8theist
(5,483 posts)He wants to focus on the mayor of Moscow handing Hunter Biden $3.5 Million in unmarked bills under a bridge in Gorky Park at midnight or some such shit.
Let's not talk about the $62 MILLION that Jarvanka earned last year through their criminal enterprise.
Nothing to see there, move on......
MyOwnPeace
(16,936 posts)The absurdity of the Trump spawn criticizing Hunter Biden for ANY possible "foreign involvement" regarding his working history is just SO BEYOND any rational comprehension!
(but then again, "scientists" would probably be able to find that there is a specific genetic defect in the Trump clan that has NO ability to perform "rational comprehension." )
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
Maraya1969
(22,490 posts)-Laelth
usaf-vet
(6,193 posts).... of prison?
PatSeg
(47,555 posts)who are always coming up to him to tell him something? So, so many people are telling him all this important stuff. Incredible.
2naSalit
(86,725 posts)and the voices in his head.
For a lifelong bullshitter, he really sucks at it. Even bullshitters think Trump makes them look bad.
MyOwnPeace
(16,936 posts)address him as "Sir!" instead of "Hey, Shit-for-Brains!"
PatSeg
(47,555 posts)He cracks me up whenever he says that!
dalton99a
(81,563 posts)THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP
NOW FUCK OFF
jmowreader
(50,561 posts)...is dishwashers and washing machines have water containers in them, and they just flow water until the container is full. It doesn't matter what the water flow rate is.
I gotta tell ya, filling in that little oval next to Joe Biden's name was an incredibly satisfying experience.
patphil
(6,194 posts)gademocrat7
(10,665 posts)Initech
(100,095 posts)"Suburban women... please like me!".
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,771 posts)I kinda feel a tiny pang of sympathy for Jeb here. But, with iDJT, my response is just, "Go fck yourself, you creep."
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)and we need a new player at that position........
appleannie1
(5,068 posts)I went to two department stores, Home DePot, Leows and 3 appliance stores. They all told me the same thing. They are having trouble getting them in because of the tariffs. So trump, you go try and buy a damn dishwasher since that is your only claim to fame.
Botany
(70,551 posts)Trump, "The women come up to me, ..." Please Donny name one woman who has come up to you
to talk about dishwashers.
MyOwnPeace
(16,936 posts)Actually, they're there to talk about lawsuits and payoffs.......
Botany
(70,551 posts)Lots of women have been thanking me. Some people say. I have been getting lots of calls from
from doctors.
But you have to admit he is one articulate son of bitch. "Now you can buy a dishwasher and comes out and beautiful."
underpants
(182,860 posts)As it should be.
Evolve Dammit
(16,751 posts)Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)However,... KP might a good assignment for him in prison. Not that I'd ever want to eat off a plate, drink from a cup or use a utensil that he has touched.
Initech
(100,095 posts)I would hate to be whoever has to clean up that mess!
lakercub
(659 posts)Mr Man is trying to improve your kitchen experience. Now that the dishwashers are back to full throttle, you suburban gals go get those aprons on and smile in the kitchen again like you did when America was great.
*sigh*
MyOwnPeace
(16,936 posts)from BunkerBoy: "Thank you, Mr. Ward Cleaver!"
Skittles
(153,173 posts)you know, ruining my suburban paradise
N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,767 posts)There was once a neighborhood that collectively shouted...
SHUT THE FU*K UP!
The End.
TimeToGo
(1,366 posts)We all know the silliness of this. But, setting that aside for a moment, what could the president have done that makes this true? In other words, isnt this just made up out of nothing?? We bought a new dishwasher the first of the year. There was no difference (other than it being new).
DesertRat
(27,995 posts)Last edited Tue Oct 20, 2020, 03:21 PM - Edit history (1)
He often references lack of water in hotels and houses and I still don't know what he's talking about.
KS Toronado
(17,291 posts)So the water department cut him a little slack (being busy being potus) and just lowered the
water pressure forcing everyone to flush 10 times?
DesertRat
(27,995 posts)Maybe his crappy diet forces him to flush 10 times?
liberal N proud
(60,339 posts)TeamPooka
(24,238 posts)tclambert
(11,087 posts)calimary
(81,395 posts)And Good Riddance!!!
May we all be saying that, two weeks from tonight! Or at least the very next day.
The longer he can drag this out, the more he can find to twist and exploit.
Aussie105
(5,415 posts)spoke from a great height into a myriad of microphones:
"Gentle women of the World unite and vote for me. For I come bearing many gifts, washing machines and dish washers that blast way your sins, water in abundance, your toilets shall now flush away all your doubts and concerns, you have never had it so good!"
Microphones off, and the Deity called Trump is heard to mutter:
"Them bitches better vote for me. Without them I'm sunk. But it's good, after that sales pitch I'm bound to romp it in."
Mental decay, self delusion, thy name is D.J. Trump!
Dead man walking, dead man talking. History shall judge him harshly.
Looking forward to the day when politics is normal and boring, and comedians have to look elsewhere for their sarcastic and critical material.
sandensea
(21,648 posts)"With great wailing and gnashing of teeth among his mouth-breathers."
Niagara
(7,645 posts)If it wasn't so damn tragic.