Texas Lt. Gov. stiffs Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. of $2 million for finding voter fraud, by Republicans

[egbertowillies]

Pennsylvania Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman wants to collect his $2 million from Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick for finding voter fraud.

https://egbertowillies.com/2020/11/21/texas-lt-gov-stiffs-pennsylvania-lt-gov-of-2-million-for-finding-voter-fraud-by-republicans/

[sandensea]

1. Dan Patrick must have given him his word as a gentleman

But since that's the last thing he is...

[Paladin]

2. Get it up, Patrick. All $2M of it.

After all, you don't want people thinking you're nothing more than a lying, trump-sucking, grandstanding, morals-free piece of shit, now do you?

[stillcool]

3. I like that dude from PA...

for some reason, I always think he's from New Jersey.

[malthaussen]

4. I would not like to have John Fetterman after me.

That is one tough mofo.

-- Mal

[Tommymac]

6. Not happening but imagine Fetterman as Biden's AG...

[malthaussen]

7. Yeah.

Mr Fetterman is still young, I will continue to watch his career with interest.

-- Mal

[RussellCattle]

5. "Two million in 'Sheetz' gift cards" refers to a regional convenience store chain in.....

.....Pennsylvania and some surrounding states. Named after the Sheetz family in Altoona and still family owned. They have good coffee.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

8. I figured as much. Moose, Rocco, help the Judge find his checkbook

[czarjak]

9. Dan Patrick, aka Dannie Scott Goeb...

Funny story. Believe me.