Pitiful Has-been Maria FartAroma Has A "Keep Fucking That Chicken" Moment.

[TrollBuster9090]

What a pitiful joke Maria Bartiromo has become since selling her soul to Faux Noise. She's morphed into the biggest, ass-kissing propaganda shill on the Fox network. More of a shill than Hannity, Ingraham, or even Lou Dobbs BY FAR. And I don't get it. She used to be a serious (as serious as cable news can get) market analyst when she was on CNN Business. Since moving to Fux Noise, she's degenerated into a total clown, complete with a bucket on her head, a B-flat trumpet up her ass, and a miniature tricycle to ride around on. Why would somebody do that to their career? Faux News must be paying her a SHIT load of money to make this big of a fool of herself.

Exhibit A: Just look at the expression on her face, at the 3:18 minute mark, when Trump suggests the FBI was involved in this 'totally fraudulent' election.

I've only seen a news anchor make make a face like that once before. It was the same look I saw on Fox 5's Ernie Anastos' co-host, when he told his weather man to "keep fucking that chicken" on national TV.

Take a look at the 0:11 mark, and tell me that isn't the same expression. The only difference is, Maria Barf-O-Rama knew that comment was going to be hung around HER neck for the rest of her career. Rightfully so!

[Rorey]

1. I couldn't listen to much of OrangeLOSER

But that second video.....Wow.

[TrollBuster9090]

2. Haha! To this day, he still claims he said 'PLUCKING that chicken.' But I think...

...his co-anchor's says it all.

[Sanity Claws]

3. He said plucking

but what the hell does that mean? Is it like keep beating that dead horse?

[TrollBuster9090]

5. Yeah, he definitely said plucking, spelled phucking. Must be a Fox thing. nt

[CurtEastPoint]

4. I've seen a clearer video and her FACE says it all!

[TrollBuster9090]

6. Yep, I couldn't find a clearer one, but I know they're out there. :) nt

[Blue Owl]

7. Donny's new principal fart-huffer

Thank you sir may I huff another?

[lambchopp59]

8. The saddest fact is they've both got 70 million 'Muricans bamboozled

And some equally unhinged nutjobs ready to go postal, I fear.

[magicguido]

9. what a crack journalist (sarcasm)

[Squinch]

10. She wants to have a Hannity or Loofah Boy kind of audience and influence.

The sad twit doesn't realize she can never get that on Fox because she is a woman.