Pic Of The Moment: Romney Working Hard On Debate Prep

[EarlG]

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[FirstLight]

1. thanks!

I had a bad morning, but that made me LOL!!!

[nichomachus]

2. Romney will win -- or at least tie -- in the debates

That's what you're going to hear from the pundits. They need this to be a horse race, so they can't say that Obama wiped the floor with Mittens, which is probably what will happen.

If Mittens doesn't start sobbing uncontrollably or develop explosive diarrhea on stage, he will "win." It will be George Bush all over again.

[progressoid]

3. I just loled.

[Hissyspit]

4. Hey! No bodily function threads!

[Kalidurga]

5. Mitt's debate prep consists solely of...

Him being fitted for his Magic Depends™.

[Arugula Latte]

7. *spray*

[valerief]

8. "I just crapped my pants."

Bwahahahaha! You're killing me.

[sheldon]

9. Like the Kerry/Bush debate,

maybe he'll fail miserably in the first debate, just so that when he talks in complete sentences and manages to answer a few questions with semi-relevant answers in the subsequent debates, the rightwingers will claim a stunning victory....

[Cha]

10. Yay! "Obama Campaign Slams Romney’s Attempt to Play the Debate Victim"

Romney’s plan to turn things around in the debates appears to be to lower expectations for his performance, gain a sympathy boost because he’s not Obama, and then cry that Obama is attacking him and saying things that aren’t “accurate”.

The Obama campaign came back with a reminder of Romney claiming he was going to pull a “Reagan” at the debates, and then the burn, “facts matter.”

Obama’s Senior Adviser David Axelrod laid out a few facts, saying, “There are a few specific facts over which Gov. Romney has taken particular offense.” They’ve put it into a video just to make sure the point was made.

Watch here:

http://www.politicususa.com/obama-campaign-slams-romneys-debate-jitter-crocodile-tears.html

Thanks for the graphic EarlG..Eewwwww!

[flying-skeleton]

11. I have a really cool picture reply to this post .... but

But how do I link the reply here ?
The picture is on my computer and is not a link from a web site.
Can anyone please tell me. I promise you .... that the picture will make you laugh your socks off !! Guaranteed !!

[Smilo]

14. Take a look at this...........

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12563022

[flying-skeleton]

16. Thanks - Pic posted below - Enjoy !!

[Smilo]

12. That's funny

Thanks EarlG

Probably good job we don't have smelly-vision

[lexw]

13. I think there will be a very large audience for at the least the first debate...

...Because people will want to see Romney screw up. If Romney is able to keep his point of view focused, he may pick up votes from the debates. It's hard to imagine him not screwing up, though.

[flying-skeleton]

15. Romney's answer to prevent crapping his pants during the debates !!

Romney's campaign divulged that Romney will be wearing the "Anti-Crap Underwear" during the upcoming debates !!

[Smilo]

19. Oh Flying-skeleton.......... you should

post a warning on that!!!!!!!!

[PatrynXX]

17. oh and I've been

letting my lady friend over there enjoy herself..


so how much anal sex has he been giving?? (false fart)

[ellisonz]

18. It's been hours and for some reason this is still funny.

Good job

[tclambert]

20. I've got a line for Obama to use during a foreign policy question.

"I'd like to thank Governor Romney for his suggestions. However, I hope he understands if I am not that eager to take foreign policy advice from someone who caused a diplomatic incident by insulting one of our oldest allies on his last trip to England."

And another: "Governor Romney accuses me of apologizing all the time for America. Myself I don't recall apologizing for America. I do recall apologizing once recently to England for Governor Romney's behavior."

"Oh, and by the way, did you have any pointers for me on how to handle the Soviets?"

[underpants]

21. Does the campign aid have a name? can we make one up for him?

these are just hilarious

[SaveAmerica]

22. Video - Oops I crapped my 'Magic' pants

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/digital-shorts/video/oops-i-crapped-my-pants/1049485/

[lonestarnot]

23. Pant load!

[Bozvotros]

24. To paraphrase Richard Dreyfus in "Jaws"

I think we're going to need a bigger plug....