Pic Of The Moment: Aides Report That Trump Wants An Airport Named After Him

[EarlG]

Trump pressing aides on how to get an airport named after him: report

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[louis-t]

1. Oh, the humanity.

[tclambert]

47. I think you misspelled "huge manatee"

[NCjack]

2. I was thinking instead of putting him on the U.S. penny.

Then, before making any, discontinue the penny.

[Atticus]

3. Earl, consider yourself high-fived. Well done. nt

[nwduke]

4. How about

Sheremetyevo Alexander S. Pushkin International Airport?🤪

[JohnnyRingo]

5. Least popular airport in the world.

I think this might actually happen. Some republicans in a deep red state may want to polish some turds for Trump so he'll speak highly of them once he leaves office. Is there a Robert E Lee International? David Duke Regional?

[Sanity Claws]

6. Tell him he has to be dead first

All airports I know of have been named after folks who have already died.
I think we should tell Trumpy that. Perhaps he'll oblige.

[Hiawatha Pete]

19. You win the thread. n/t

[Fritz Walter]

34. Wherever he ends up, the closest airport SHOULD be renamed...

...the Captain John McCain (International) Airport.

Then they should name the nearby sanitary sewage lift-station after Cadet Bone Spurs.

[TNNurse]

38. And agree to be buried under a runway.

[louis-t]

54. Nah, magas would be disrupting air traffic with pilgrimages

to throw themselves on his grave. Come to think of it, there would also be a line waiting to piss on the runway.

[generalbetrayus]

43. Sorry, but Washington National Airport was renamed Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport in

1998. Ronald didn't die until 2004. But then again, I'm pretty sure Ronald was a drooling idiot by 1998, if not before.

[Cirque du So-What]

7. ...and that was the last time...

...the orange pustule ever mentioned having an airport named after him.

[bronxiteforever]

8. K&R This is brilliant!n/t

[spooky3]

9. EarlG, you are so talented! Nt

[Blue Owl]

10. Shitler Field

[orangecrush]

11. ....

[Butterflylady]

12. I usually don't pay much attention to these

But I'm all in favor of this one.

[PatrickforO]

13. I have a better idea! When Trump is investigated, indicted, tried, and

sentenced for his many, many crimes, how about we name that particular prison wing where his cell is after him?

The Trump Wing at Leavenworth!

[DFW]

14. I saw that article

I was thinking maybe Putin was getting tired of the name "Domodedovo," and since Moscow already has two other airports, he could probably rename Domodedovo to "Trumpskovo," and it would be fifteen years before anyone noticed anyway.

[underpants]

15. Thank god they saved the airports during the revolution

[shelshaw]

16. How about the one they stormed in 1776?

[Botany]

17. This strip in Alaska is too good for Trump.

This federal building in Colorado should be good for him.

[Hiawatha Pete]

18. Brilliant!

[58Sunliner]

20. Maybe Russia could help out.

[grumpyduck]

21. I say we take him literally

and name an airport after someone else right after he leaves office.

[Joe Nation]

22. How about naming all the dumps after him?

It could double as his burial plot.

[BlueWavePsych]

23. K&R

[judesedit]

24. Perfect! Love it

[niyad]

25. You nearly owed me a keyboard.

[Harker]

26. O Hair? n/t

[Initech]

27. Oh the humanity!!!

[generalbetrayus]

44. Oh the humility!!!

NOT!!!1!

[bucolic_frolic]

28. I did Nazi that Nazi field before making another OP on the subject

That's a Stormy Boom-Boom

[azureblue]

29. I got an idea! rename Reagan---

Propose to rename Reagan International for Trump. Then sit back and watch the fight and heads explode. Reagan zealots vs Trump zealots and each side calling the other Traitors. Really this should be made to happen - it could be the final nail in the GOP coffin

[ananda]

30. It should be named Disrep Air.

[sandensea]

40. +1

Or Con Air.

[Auggie]

31. How about this one?

[Norm DePlume]

32. The Post Office tried to create a Trump stamp...

...but people kept spitting on the wrong side.

[jmowreader]

33. He might get his wish

I am sure there are a couple small-town General Aviation airfields in deep red areas...you know, the kind of place that has 4500 feet of runway, three hangars and a gas pump you turn on with your credit card...that the local authorities would be happy to put his name on.

[Gothmog]

35. No

[2naSalit]

36. Wouldn't he have to be dead for that to possible?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

37. I had thought he'd want an aircraft carrier named after him.

Or rename the Pentagon the "Trump Pentagon."

The OP image reminds me of Stephen Colbert's speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. With President Dubya sitting right next to him, Colbert (in the persona of his self-named alter-ego), said, "Sir, there are those who say you are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. I tell them that you are a man who aims high -- you're rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg".

[sandensea]

39. Sure. The one flying into Ft. Leavenworth.

[magicguido]

41. Only Diseases. The Trump Plague.

[dsharp88]

42. Maybe one of the airports he said the Continental army took over during the Revolutionary War

[generalbetrayus]

45. Just a hop, skip, and a jump from the Supermax prison at Florence, CO.

https://www.codot.gov/programs/aeronautics/colorado-airport-system/general-aviation-airports/ga-airports-c-d/1V6

[TheCowsCameHome]

46. Oh, man, that is funny!

[lame54]

48. Oh, the inanity

[Mickju]

49. This is excellent!

[Joelteply]

50. Here's a few that are already named:

Moron Airport (OZP), Spain
Mafia Airport (MFA), Tanzania
Crooked Island Airport (CRI), Canada
Fukui Airport (FKJ), Japan

[mopinko]

51. if i understand the rules, step 1-

die.

[Nitram]

52. Great meme!

[carpetbagger]

53. Eminent domain a Trump golf course for the tax roll $.

Which is probably $9.99. Then garnish the proceeds towards his tax bill, and sell of the naming rights a few days later.