Pic Of The Moment: Meet America's Future Republican Leaders

[EarlG]

Young conservatives mingled maskless at Mar-a-Lago and partied with a money cannon

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[Karadeniz]

1. GOP! If you're shallow, superficial, sold your soul to materialism, we're here for you!

[Glaisne]

2. So here's a chance

for the Darwin awards to be meaningful. Party on young Conservatives!

[Initech]

5. Meanwhile here in California...

We're about to get the Stay-At-Home order extended another 6 weeks. Thanks, maskholes! Keep it up and it will be another year of this shit.

[KS Toronado]

8. Thanks, maskholes! Always nice to learn new words, fits perfectly, Thanks

[Initech]

12. Yeah I have zero sympathy for these morons!

Especially being directly related to someone who is in the medical profession, who has been fighting this thing from day one. We all hate this, no matter what side you are on, and we all want things to normal, but the more you keep doing stupid things, the worse it will get.

[Fritz Walter]

18. Garry "Doonesbury" Trudeau speaks for me here

[COL Mustard]

19. Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes

As I've said before, I have zero sympathy--none whatsoever--for deniers who won't mask, people who won't take the vaccine (although it leaves more for me and my family), and people who refuse to accept this reality. I don't wish the virus on these people, but if they get it, I sure as hell won't mourn their suffering, and I won't send thoughts and prayers to their families and friends.

[Initech]

3. Holy shit, we're literally a step away from the House Of Representin' from Idiocracy.

[tclambert]

21. I love that movie and hate it at the same time.

For awhile I thought , "Nah, we're human beings. We're smarter than that. Idiocracy could never happen here." Then Donald Trump became President. He's arguably dumber than President Camacho.

I have worried for the past four years that Trump might see the movie "The Purge" or the TV series "The Handmaid's Tale," and say to himself, "Yeah, we oughta do that! Chief of Staff guy! Make The Purge real!" And at his next rally, he'd get them chanting, "We want the Purge! We want the Purge!"

I am really concerned that Republicans next guy in the White House could be even dumber than Idiocracy.

[Initech]

24. I really wonder what life is going to be like 25 years from now.

I remember reading an article back at the beginning of the Trump administration when it said that kids were using Trump's name and lingo to bully other students at school. And I was thinking that if they're like this now, and the teenage generation is starting to vote, what's it going to be like when these kids are old enough to run for office?

[Roc2020]

4. some people welcomes the mule kicking them in the head

well eventually the mule will oblige and kick them in the head.

[DesertRat]

6. Young conservatives aka incels

[CaptainTruth]

7. Future COVID corpses.

[BadgerMom]

10. Leaders?!? Nah.

Officials, candidates, politicians, policy wonks, apparatchiks, donors…unfortunately.

[EnterwebsJohn]

9. I remember when Rs said that they were compassionate conservatives. NT

[judesedit]

11. Any caring person would say to themselves, "Even if there's the slightest chance I could infect

or even kill, anyone in my family or friends, even if I'm not totally convinced of the danger, I will follow the suggested precautions and wear a mask, social distance, wash my hands or use sanitizer, and self quarantine if I don't feel well or have been in a high risk situation to protect my loved ones". Obviously, these pinheads don't give a shit about anyone but themselves. They're a bunch of loser tRump wannabes.

[The Wielding Truth]

25. Exactly! Why can't they get that this is very dangerous? 3% death rate. of 300 mill US population!

[BobTheSubgenius]

13. Once every single person on Earth that wants vaccine has been vaccinated,

we will start taking applications from you. Be prepared for being bumped - someone actually worthy of help may turn up at any time.

[PatrickforO]

14. A money cannon?

A money cannon?

These people have to be kidding. Oh my God.

[iscooterliberally]

15. Maybe they think they might get laid?

[SergeStorms]

17. They'd have to....

aim the money cannons at the "bang girls" and keep firing money for hours before they even got their attention.

[SergeStorms]

16. I guessed correctly.

About the young conservatives wearing masks and grabbing bang girls and taking their money. Well, I almost got it right. What do I win?

Nothing republicans could ever do would surprise me any more.

[JohnnyRingo]

20. That wasn't my guess.

Today's GOP is well beyond the scope of my imagination.

[tclambert]

22. What you have to do is come up with the stupidest thing you can think of, and go 15% beyond that.

[groundloop]

23. A lot more than 15% beyond ...... multiply by Pi.