Elizabeth from Knoxville: The Opera

[NurseJackie]

[CTyankee]

1. Love the background music!

Some revolution...bawling into a towel ...how pathetic...

[Bluethroughu]

2. As funny as it is, she needs prison time.

This is the same person who will go on to procreate and teach her children to be just as stupidly dangerous.

[NurseJackie]

4. I agree. This confession should make it easy to get a quick conviction.

[Bluethroughu]

5. Let's hope so.

[Ohioboy]

3. That's one sad first- world revolution story

[mezame]

6. Mace or Onions?

don't know where offhand, but I recall reading something about her rubbing her eyes with an onion hidden in the towel. either way, I'm sure we'll see more tears of despair once she's arraigned.

[DLCWIdem]

8. According to a friend

Onions take out the sting of tear gas. So she knew enough to bring the onion.

[steelyboo]

7. Thanks for posting, I never realized she has an onion in that towel

I wondered why her eyes weren't red and bloodshot like most people when they get maced. So not only is she a seditionist, she is a kabuki seditionist.

[colorado_ufo]

9. That great philosopher, Ron White, said it best:

"There's no cure for stupid."

[NurseJackie]

11. A jail cell would be a good start for Elizabeth from Knoxville, Tennessee.

I blame Youth Soccer and the "everyone is a winner" ... "a trophy for everyone" mentality. People like Elizabeth from Knoxville are the sad results of that failed experiment.

[colorado_ufo]

13. Aw, c'mon!

I doubt that Ms. Entitled ever kicked a soccer ball in her life. My best guess is very few kids in rec soccer learned insurrection and rioting from their participation trophies.

[tiptonic]

12. Poor baby

For once, it looks like that little girl, got a taste of reality. Poor little baby.....

[Redleg]

14. "We're stormin' the capitol. It's a revolution!"

"I only regret that I have but a few tears to lose for my country."

She is one of the first casualties of Civil War Part Two. Tear gas will do that to you. Next time it might be 5.56 mm rounds.

[Skittles]

15. really just needs a tiny violin

does anyone know if Elizabeth has been identified yet?

Link to tweet

[NurseJackie]

16. I love that one!

[Skittles]

19. Isabel's expression when Elizaeth cries I GOT MACED

it just makes me LOL

[flibbitygiblets]

17. She looks completely incredulous that they would mace her for "stormin' the capitol'

Apparently she's been somehow led to believe that 'stormin' the capital while white is completely normal and acceptable.

[NurseJackie]

18. I know, right?! Her incredulous reaction is one that I'd expect from...

She looks completely incredulous that they would mace her for "stormin' the capitol'

I know, right?! Her incredulous reaction is one that I'd expect from disappointed brides who stumbled and were knocked over at the Filene's Basement wedding gown sale.

[badboy67]

20. Okey dokey

[RVN VET71]

21. Lawyer: My client was caught up in the mob and had non idea what was happening

Prosecutor: Elizabeth from Knoxville, tell the court what you told the reporter as you were stumbling around outside the Capitol Building

Elizabeth: I told him I was Elizabeth from Knoxville and that we were storming the Capitol and that it was a revolution.

Lawyer: Oops. I guess I’ll be changing that plea now, from “not guilty” to “fruit loopy crazy”.

I guess she didn’t realize that the “revolution” had failed and the government she attacked wasn’t going to be very sympathetic to what she and her cro-magnon compadres had tried to do -- almost accomplished doing -- to its legislature and the historic building in which they work.

Would the judge in a sedition trial have discretion in sentencing? 10 years may be a bit stiff for Elizabeth from Knoxville, although 10 years with all but 3 suspended might be fair.

[NurseJackie]

22. It'll probably be knocked down to "time served" + probation + community service.