Pic Of The Moment: QAnon Stunned By Explosive New Revelations

[EarlG]

Gizmodo: Here's How QAnon Reacted as They Realized 'The Storm' Isn't Happening

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[Ferrets are Cool]

1. And liberals do NOT eat babies.

[Major Nikon]

29. ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_conspiracy_theory

[IronLionZion]

39. You don't know what every liberal eats

[dubyadiprecession]

2. They might be forced, to finally grow up.

[underpants]

3. "Lies for power and for profit" - President Biden

Nailed it in the inauguration speech

[AZ8theist]

4. WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! MICKEY WAS AN "ACTOR" IN A SUIT?????????????

BULLSHIT!!!!!

FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!!!

Oh the HUMANITY!!!! What will become of our nation????

[Marcuse]

16. "Man in a suit? They are trying to cancel an American institution! Who's next?

[Harker]

20. Hey... isn't that Nakajima Haruo?

I'd recognize him anywhere.

[MurrayDelph]

27. Ready for more mind-blowing?

I've spoken to people who have worn the suit.

99+% perfect of the time, Mickey Mouse was a woman in a suit.

[Marcuse]

32. It's complicated.

[Mendocino]

18. And what is Goofy...?

...a dog that can drive a car, a man with dog ears!?. And what about Astro or Scooby Doo...I'm so confused.

[Marcuse]

26. This should make everything clear.

[Mendocino]

33. Goofy?

[JohnnyRingo]

5. Summing up the cliffhanger...

"One asked about the hidden meaning of Trump repeatedly dating the 1918 Spanish influenza pandemic to 1917, disregarding the obvious answer that he never has any idea what the fuck he’s talking about."

Conspiracy theories always have one common trait. The whole puzzle is plainly laid out, but there's one puzzle piece that doesn't fit. It has to be either discarded or hammered in with a mallet.

[dalton99a]

6. The Plan Is To Make You Look Stupid.

Trust The Plan.

[IronLionZion]

21. Always trust the plan

[In_The_Wind]

7. Where Do they get their chocolate milk from?

[Nitram]

8. Something about cooties might be added.

[SheltieLover]

9. Hahaha!

Too funny!

[C Moon]

10. I saw a mask less man with a license plate...

QANAN

I wonder when he’ll stop paying for that custom plate.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

11. Spelled "QANAN"? Did you make a typo?

[calimary]

12. That's HILARIOUS!!!

💃💃💃👍👍👍😁😁😁👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️❤️

[safeinOhio]

13. I trusted the plan.

Followed the crumbs and they led me to the septic tank.

[Peacetrain]

14. That was a laugh I desperately needed..

Thank you Earl G

[Lasher]

15. Donald Trump is not still president

He did not pardon you and you are going to prison. Where goes one, there go all.

[Tommymac]

31. Needs to be a SNL meme.

[Harker]

17. Then who put that quarter under my pillow?

Hmm?

[IronLionZion]

19. But everyone who has ever seen the moon in history has eventually died

the moon is killing people. Wake up America!

[dalton99a]

22. +1

[canuckledragger]

38. I don't believe in the moon la ding conspiracy...

But DO find it hard to believe it was done using the tech at the time.

I'm not disputing it though.

...but it would be interesting to see it done again using the same tech.

[amb123]

23. You were a bit off there.

"When you kiss someone, you're not automatically PREGNANT."

[patphil]

24. When my daughter was a little girl, she and a friend were overheard talking about Santa.

Her friend told my daughter that Santa wasn't real, it was her parents who put all those presents under the tree.
My daughter said that couldn't be true because her parents couldn't afford to buy all those things. At least she had a logical reason to continue her belief in Santa Clause, flawed logic not withstanding, and she was 5 or 6 years old at the time.

But these QAnon morons are adults and aren't interested in any discussion about the "logic" of their beliefs. They will rationalize their belief, however, regardless of facts and observed reality. I'll bet the "Q" continuum will feed them another flavor of BS to take their minds off the lack of substance in their beliefs, and these folks will go back to being good old brainless QBees in short order.

As Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid".

[BobTheSubgenius]

25. But if we could only harness the power of all that stupid.

[patphil]

28. That's an awful lot of oxen. I don't think we have that many carts anymore.

[Major Nikon]

30. Pffft, next you'll tell me the world isn't flat and has 4 corners

[VWolf]

34. LMAO @ "elemenopee" is not one word

But I think it should read "is not one letter"

Reminds me of the SNL skit about the "metric alphabet" many years ago

[Initech]

35. When you fall for a con aritst, don't be surprised when you get conned!

[Gothmog]

36. K&R

[qazplm135]

37. Except we all know Ted Cruz is a reptilian alien...

https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/

https://www.vice.com/en/article/gymd4j/ted-cruz-dna-test-human-video

"Cruz declined to confirm that he is, in fact, a human, despite being pressed on the issue three further times by Talpas. “I’m not going to reciprocate,” Cruz responded. “It’s a yes-or-no-question,” Talpas said.

“Thank you for being here, ma’am,” Cruz replied."

Reptilian confirmed!

[lame54]

40. To be fair...

Some chocolate milk comes from brown cows
Not directly of course

[nilram]

41. Elemenopee. That'll throw em off, putting a true one in the list. heh

[hibbing]

42. This one might move into my top 10 EarlG n/t

[Vivienne235729]

43. Bwahahaha!!