Ike in color: The first color broadcast from Washington.

[speak easy]

May 22, 1958.

[captain queeg]

1. Could you imagine the orange a-hole in charge of a multinational coalition

Performing the largest amphibious invasion in history? General bone Spurs would be sleeping and hiding out 20 hrs a day. He’d show up occasionally to totally screw everything up, pat himself in the back, and take credit for anything good that had happened while blaming his failures on others. More likely I guess he’d have just joined in with the Nazis as long as they stayed in his over priced hotels a kept him from total financial ruin.

It really makes me sick to see the rethugs comparing themselves to any of the allied leaders of the time. We’d all be speaking german if they’d been in charge.