The Rioter Shaman says he stopped people from stealing muffins; so he's a good guy

[magicguido]

Last edited Thu Mar 4, 2021, 11:42 AM - Edit history (2)

...from a building he was not authorized to be in.

Link to tweet

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[C_U_L8R]

1. So... the spear

that was for buttering his muffins?

[Rorey]

3. ....

[marble falls]

8. For passing muffins out to the Capital Police on the other side of the barracades.

[magicguido]

15. I just worry that an OJ type jury will buy this Bullshit

[SallyHemmings]

2. The muffin defense

It will be studied at law schools the world over.

[Rorey]

4. It was all just a big misunderstanding

We'll see how that excuse works out for him.

[Siwsan]

5. Apparently he believes he's too 'sacred' to appear on film?

And it was his Shaman Doppelganger we were seeing hooting, hollering and posing for photos with his weapon?

[bottomofthehill]

6. Clearly, the spear was to defend the muffins

Fuck him, lock him up and throw away the key

[Arkansas Granny]

7. Save the muffins!!!

[taxi]

11. For want of a muffin the chamber was lost.

[Cirque du So-What]

9. Laying the groundwork for an insanity defense?

He’d probably rather see a shrink for awhile than serve time in federal prison.

[txwhitedove]

10. Haha, big hairy Bison man is a balding muffin man.

[left-of-center2012]

12. He's no longer in jail, is that correct?

His mommy got him out because eating regular jail food gives him farts.

Nothing worse than a farting shaman.

[SergeStorms]

13. This guy has...

more shit that a Christmas goose . (An old saying I learned from my Dad. Supposedly you fed a Christmas goose like crazy, fattening it up for the holiday table. Geese have very short digestive systems, so they'd be crapping like crazy from all this.)
Anyway, this guy has been sitting in jail trying to think of convincing stories for his defense. He's not very good at it.

[Irish_Dem]

17. When I was robbing the bank, I didn't let the gang take the employee's lunches.

So I am innocent of bank robbery.

[mitch96]

18. Screw the muffins where's the lap top???

Screw the muffins who killed Brian Sicknick?
Screw the muffins who gave the tour of the capitol b4 the insurrection?
Screw the muffins what did C Flynn have to do with it.?
Screw the muffins who slow walked the intelligence.?
Screw the muffins why did the Pentagon slow walk the turnout of the Nat Guard..?
Screw the muffins
Screw the muffins
Screw the muffins...
or was it screw the pie?... American pie that is...
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