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magicguido

(6,315 posts) Thu Mar 4, 2021, 11:51 AM Mar 2021

The Rioter Shaman says he stopped people from stealing muffins; so he's a good guy

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...from a building he was not authorized to be in.

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The Rioter Shaman says he stopped people from stealing muffins; so he's a good guy (Original Post) magicguido Mar 2021 OP

So... the spear C_U_L8R Mar 2021 #1

.... Rorey Mar 2021 #3

For passing muffins out to the Capital Police on the other side of the barracades. marble falls Mar 2021 #8

I just worry that an OJ type jury will buy this Bullshit magicguido Mar 2021 #15

The muffin defense SallyHemmings Mar 2021 #2

It was all just a big misunderstanding Rorey Mar 2021 #4

Apparently he believes he's too 'sacred' to appear on film? Siwsan Mar 2021 #5

Clearly, the spear was to defend the muffins bottomofthehill Mar 2021 #6

Save the muffins!!! Arkansas Granny Mar 2021 #7

For want of a muffin the chamber was lost. taxi Mar 2021 #11

Laying the groundwork for an insanity defense? Cirque du So-What Mar 2021 #9

Haha, big hairy Bison man is a balding muffin man. txwhitedove Mar 2021 #10

He's no longer in jail, is that correct? left-of-center2012 Mar 2021 #12

This guy has... SergeStorms Mar 2021 #13

This message was self-deleted by its author left-of-center2012 Mar 2021 #14

This message was self-deleted by its author SergeStorms Mar 2021 #16

When I was robbing the bank, I didn't let the gang take the employee's lunches. Irish_Dem Mar 2021 #17

Screw the muffins where's the lap top??? mitch96 Mar 2021 #18

C_U_L8R

(44,997 posts)

1. So... the spear

Reply to magicguido (Original post)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 11:52 AM

Mar 2021

that was for buttering his muffins?

Rorey

(8,445 posts)

3. ....

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 11:57 AM

Mar 2021

marble falls

(57,073 posts)

8. For passing muffins out to the Capital Police on the other side of the barracades.

Reply to C_U_L8R (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 12:03 PM

Mar 2021

magicguido

(6,315 posts)

15. I just worry that an OJ type jury will buy this Bullshit

Reply to C_U_L8R (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 12:40 PM

Mar 2021

SallyHemmings

(1,821 posts)

2. The muffin defense

Reply to magicguido (Original post)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 11:55 AM

Mar 2021

It will be studied at law schools the world over.

Rorey

(8,445 posts)

4. It was all just a big misunderstanding

Reply to magicguido (Original post)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 11:58 AM

Mar 2021

We'll see how that excuse works out for him.

Siwsan

(26,259 posts)

5. Apparently he believes he's too 'sacred' to appear on film?

Reply to magicguido (Original post)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 12:00 PM

Mar 2021

And it was his Shaman Doppelganger we were seeing hooting, hollering and posing for photos with his weapon?

bottomofthehill

(8,329 posts)

6. Clearly, the spear was to defend the muffins

Reply to magicguido (Original post)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 12:01 PM

Mar 2021

Fuck him, lock him up and throw away the key

Arkansas Granny

(31,514 posts)

7. Save the muffins!!!

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 12:02 PM

Mar 2021

taxi

(1,896 posts)

11. For want of a muffin the chamber was lost.

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 12:17 PM

Mar 2021

Cirque du So-What

(25,927 posts)

9. Laying the groundwork for an insanity defense?

Reply to magicguido (Original post)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 12:13 PM

Mar 2021

He’d probably rather see a shrink for awhile than serve time in federal prison.

txwhitedove

(3,928 posts)

10. Haha, big hairy Bison man is a balding muffin man.

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 12:14 PM

Mar 2021

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

12. He's no longer in jail, is that correct?

Reply to magicguido (Original post)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 12:31 PM

Mar 2021

His mommy got him out because eating regular jail food gives him farts.

Nothing worse than a farting shaman.

SergeStorms

(19,192 posts)

13. This guy has...

Reply to magicguido (Original post)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 12:35 PM

Mar 2021

more shit that a Christmas goose . (An old saying I learned from my Dad. Supposedly you fed a Christmas goose like crazy, fattening it up for the holiday table. Geese have very short digestive systems, so they'd be crapping like crazy from all this.)
Anyway, this guy has been sitting in jail trying to think of convincing stories for his defense. He's not very good at it.

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Irish_Dem

(46,903 posts)

17. When I was robbing the bank, I didn't let the gang take the employee's lunches.

Reply to magicguido (Original post)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 12:43 PM

Mar 2021

So I am innocent of bank robbery.

mitch96

(13,890 posts)

18. Screw the muffins where's the lap top???

Reply to magicguido (Original post)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 02:28 PM

Mar 2021

Screw the muffins who killed Brian Sicknick?
Screw the muffins who gave the tour of the capitol b4 the insurrection?
Screw the muffins what did C Flynn have to do with it.?
Screw the muffins who slow walked the intelligence.?
Screw the muffins why did the Pentagon slow walk the turnout of the Nat Guard..?
Screw the muffins
Screw the muffins
Screw the muffins...
or was it screw the pie?... American pie that is...
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