Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 3/9/21

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Palace Refutes Meghan And Harry's Claim Of Royal Racism, Piers Morgan Quits In A Fit

The shockwaves from Oprah's bombshell interview continued to be felt today, as the Royal Family issued a statement refuting claims of racism and television host Piers Morgan quit his own show after being called out for trashing Meghan Markle.




Quarantinewhile... It's Chipotle You Can Wear!

Quarantinewhile... The day we've all been waiting for is upon us! Chipotle-branded makeup kits will soon be available, featuring shades inspired by real ingredients served in their restaurants.




Sales Triple At Foggy Pine Books After Receiving The Colbert Small Biz Bump

The "Colbert Bump" is real! Just ask the owner of Foggy Pine Books in Boone, North Carolina, who enjoyed a huge surge in sales after being featured on our Super Bowl special. Now Stephen needs your help to find and support other small businesses that have struggled during the pandemic. If you know or own a small business in need, tell us about them in a post on social media using our hashtag #ColbertSmallBizBump​. Your post and your favorite small biz may be featured on A Late Show! Remember to include the name and location of the business, and tell us a little about why it could use some help. For more information visit https://www.cbs.com/shows/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert/news/1010183/how-to-submit-a-small-business-in-need-for-a-colbert-small-biz-bump/




Paddington ready to expose the royal family

After Oprah reveals that the Queen and Prince Philip did not make the infamous remarks about their grandson's skin color, Paddington says he's ready to tell the truth about the Royal family.




Oprah Sits Down With Major And Champ

There's only one person who can get to the bottom of this: Oprah.

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1. I'd take a nip in the behind

over four minutes with the tRump family. (Let alone 4 years) Just saying. Full disclosure, my neighbors dog did nip me in the behind while I was out riding my bike. My sympathy to the SS agent, and, every handsome good boy has a bad day. Hope the banishment isn't permanent.