Pic Of The Moment: Wingnuts Of The Week (Friday Roundup)

[EarlG]

The Trump campaign accounting for up to 3% of ALL CREDIT CARD FRAUD CLAIMS IN THE ENTIRE US

Mitch McConnell clarifies that he'd still like corporations to give money to politicians

Fox's Brain Dead Gutfeld on America's Teachers: They're Corrupt, Incompetent and Lazy

RW conspiracist: COVID nasal tests take your DNA so the government can create flesh-eating zombies

Mississippi Elections Chief Warns Biden May Register 'Woke' College Voters

Kemp Says Voters In Line Can Just Order Food

Follow @demunderground

[bucolic_frolic]

1. That's good news, Republicans speaking gibberish and will gain no traction on any of that /nt

[Permanut]

2. Thanks to Steve Quayle..

I've encountered a number of demon possessed zombies, but I didn't know how they were created. Science is wonderful, isn't it?

[aggiesal]

3. Under Kemp it says ...

"... Buried lede: it takes ..."

What is "Buried lede:" supposed to mean?

Thanks

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

6. Info:

A writer “buries the lede” when the newsworthy part of a story fails to appear at the beginning, where it’s expected. Say, for example, that two people die in a house fire. The lede is buried if the reporting mentions the location, time, or cause of the fire before the deaths.

More here:

https://style.mla.org/dont-bury-the-lede/#:~:text=A%20writer%20%E2%80%9Cburies%20the%20lede,the%20fire%20before%20the%20deaths.

[aggiesal]

10. Thanks, I'd never seen that before. n/t

[Initech]

4. 3% of *ALL* credit card fraud claims? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!

[PatrickforB]

5. Demon-possessed zombies? Wow.

Cannibalistic pedophilic pizza can't be too far behind!

[Initech]

8. Most batshit crazy game of Mad Libs ever!

The ______________ (noun) are possessed by _____________ (adjective) ________________ (compound word) who engage in _________________ (verb).

[wnylib]

7. Jim Bakker?? I didn't know he was still alive, let alone

on his own TV show. If there was such a thing as demon possession, he'd need an exorcism for himself.

[BobTheSubgenius]

9. "Woke college voters???" Are they SERIOUS???

It seems like the Ds want to let everyone that's eligible to vote. vote.
Slippery slope, I'm tellin' ya. This could lead to chaos! Anarchy! Democracy!!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. K&R

[Martin68]

12. ..."Dan Quayle said Covid tests are a ploy to collect DNA...to turn people into demon-possessed

zombies." It is a very effective method judging by the number of Republicans who have clearly been victims of the plan.