Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 4/20/21

[Rhiannon12866]

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Just before the taping of our show today, the verdict was announced in the trial of Derek Chauvin. Stephen Colbert opened tonight's show with this reaction.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. First segment was particularly funny ... he was rollin'.

Thanks Rhi

[Rhiannon12866]

2. He was definitely having a good time!

He's always upbeat when he starts the show which made me wonder when he recorded last night's Opening - which wasn't funny, for once!

[trusty elf]

3. I was going to redeem mankind,

but then I got high.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Awww! But the job's not finished yet!