"Exit the refrigerator or I will need to arrest you!"

[DetlefK]

[secondwind]

1. She didn't open the door.

[FailureToCommunicate]

2. Such reasonable de-escalation...

Must be white privilege.

[DetlefK]

3. I bet you are fun at parties.

[CurtEastPoint]

4. snort

[FailureToCommunicate]

11. If I ever get invited to one, I'll let you know.

[Six117]

5. Too cute!

Great start to my morning!
Thank you!

[dhol82]

6. Frankly, sounds like a Karen in training.

[The Jungle 1]

7. No doubt in my mind he is a police officer.

[Irish_Dem]

8. I think she was cussing him out in baby talk.

[Rebl2]

9. Pretty mouthy

for a toddler. Can’t understand a word she says, but she seems pretty good at talking back. Have a feeling it’s not the first time!

[rsdsharp]

10. Hope they have the Clorox wipes handy.

[Rebl2]

12. That went through

my mind too.