ROF: Trump Is FURIOUS About How Much His Legal Fees Are Costing Him 😂

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[Thomas Hurt]

1. TS

[dflprincess]

2. Why does he care

It's not like he pays his bills

[WinstonSmith4740]

17. My first thought exactly!

He's never paid his bills in his life...it's not like he's going to start now.

[BobTheSubgenius]

30. Of course I thought that, as well.

I suspect that his history of skipping out on bills, especially for legal services, precedes him easily. It could well be that a smart law firm won't even load a word processing program to write a letter for him without a retainer, and I would not be AT ALL surprised to find that said retainer was in the low seven figures range.

[Binkie The Clown]

3. That's just soooo sad. I feel just terrible about it.

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Eh, the cheapskate will probably stiff them like so many others.

My heart doesn't bleed for him.

[Demobrat]

23. They're probably demanding retainers

before they do a lick of work - like they would from any other client.

[Blue Owl]

5. The man of a thousand lawsuits

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

6. But that shouldn't bother a multi-billionaire like him.

[getagrip_already]

7. he's just upset the lawyers are demanding up front payments......

and no pro-bono offers either.........

poor baby.

[Chainfire]

8. For crooks, lawyers are a part of the cost of doing business.

Trump doesn't seem to get it. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

[Skittles]

9. not anywhere NEAR what that fascist fuck has cost America

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SICK OF HIM!!!!!!!!!

[Mike Nelson]

10. Well...

ROF!

[Budi]

11. Looks like Ivanka & Melania & Tiff will have to chip in & sell some photos like Don jr did.

For the Family Organization

[Pinback]

13. Hilarious GIF!

Thanks - I hadn't seen that one before.

Resting demon face.

[Budi]

14. That's the night they were all getting along!! 😬

Resting demon face 😅

[everyonematters]

12. Moral of the story - don't be a behind the scenes criminal and run for president.

He such a severe narcissist that it never occurred to him that it would put his misdeeds in the spotlight.

[SayItLoud]

15. Would be wonderful is someone with expertise made an estimate of what it's costing him. nt

[SergeStorms]

25. Isnt this....

what he grifted all that money from his cult for? Wasn't it for his legal fees and recount efforts? I imagine all of that ended up in the Trump coffers, somehow. Hundreds of millions of dollars, I believe it was.

[wnylib]

16. There goes that financial agreement that

Melania negotiated before she moved to DC. ROTFL. She might even have to go back to work.

[mnhtnbb]

20. Who says she hasn't been working all along?

After all, 45's grampa ran a brothel, so what's a little swapping with his friends like Putin?

[Lonestarblue]

21. Melania should file for divorce now while there might be some money left.

I read that the lease for the Trump Hotel is for sale again and that his businesses have suffered serious declines because of the virus and his big mouth. I really want to see him penniless. Living on the streets would be fine.

[Hulk]

18. I only hope he loses every cent he has his dirty hands on

As as for his ignorant cult that continues to support this coward draft dodging con artist.... I hope everybody sent they raise gets taken by the legal system.

Hearing that he is upset and miserable makes my day... makes America great again

[SergeStorms]

26. They'll all be getting...

another letter in the mail this week, with the smallest donation being $500. And if you don't uncheck the magic box, they'll tell Donald personally, plus they'll be deducting that $500 weekly from your checking account.
That's the way Donnie rolls.

[Demnation]

19. Word has it the best lawyers cost around $20,000 per day.

[keithbvadu2]

24. Donald has Rudy, Sidney, and Lin available.

Donald has Rudy, Sidney, and Lin available.

Donald can't do much better than that.

Rudy is now used to not getting paid.

[Ferrets are Cool]

22. I know it won't happen, but wouldn't it be hilarious if he had to have a court appointed

attorney for his criminal trials?

[SeattleVet]

27. There is an easy way for him to avoid all that, though he'll never do it.

All he has to do is plead guilty and accept responsibility for his screwups, and serve whatever sentence of jail time and fines are levied on him.

But he'd rather go out screaming about how much of a victim *he* is.

[Pinback]

29. There's also the Double Bacon Cheeseburger Solution.

But that seems to be more long term, unfortunately.

[rurallib]

28. He's bleeding here and there. He has blood coming out of the whatever

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

31. Perhaps he'll go through some things.