Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 6/9/21

[Rhiannon12866]

Biden Battles Cicadas En Route To Europe While VP Harris Swats Away Border Questions

While President Biden was swatting his way through a cicada swarm of biblical proportions on his way to Europe for the G7, VP Kamala Harris was trying to swat away criticism of the itinerary for her visit to Central America.




Vaccine Magnetism? These Anti-Vax Theories Come Straight From Crazytown

Stephen examines the theory that the Covid-19 vaccines cause people to turn into magnets in the latest installment of his long-running segment, The Vax-Scene.




Serial killer Jason feels Mitch McConnell's pain

Jason the serial killer is done compromising after inspiration from Sen. Mitch McConnell's complaint that "the era of bipartisanship is over."




This Is Your Lobster On Drugs

Lobsters: they're just like us.

[Fritz Walter]

1. Thanks for the morning ear-worm

Here's the official video of The Proclaimers' 500 Miles original song.

Stephen's animator even included the eyeglasses with square frames. Nice attention to details!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Oh, my goodness! Excellent catch! You sure got it!

I especially liked it, too - and now I know where it came from! Either Stephen - or his animator - is obviously a fan, too!

[LakeArenal]

3. I love this song.