Top Trump Aide Thinks Italy Changed Ballots By Satellite In 2020 Election

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

[Lovie777]

1. I wondered when this would happen . ..

outrageous blaming other countries with stupid shit. Under the republicans and their satan master, they all have loss their minds.

[Ocelot II]

2. Why Italy, in particular?

Why not Denmark, because they're still mad about Trump wanting to buy Greenland?

[Thomas Hurt]

4. its a world wide liberal conspiracy, everyone is in on it except the christofascists...maybe Putin.

[Merlot]

19. They really didn't think it through regarding Italy

Why would Italy want a Biden win? Italian politics have been leaning rightward in recent years, so if Italy (the gov't) was going to affect the vote they would most likely prefer a trump presidency.

But that's just applying logic to stupidity.

[marble falls]

3. Are the sat'lites Jewish or Cat'lic, Padre?

[underpants]

5. Meadows was just following up on this to appease Trump

That’s my theory and I’m sticking with it.

[drray23]

6. yeah right because we all know Italy has a robust space program

with top secret satellites they can use to flip elections.. 😜😏

[questionseverything]

14. Shhhh

Now everyone knows 😉

[Me.]

7. THey All Know It Was REally Those UFOs

but don't want to say because they think no one will believe them.

[peppertree]

16. "And they're all totally against me!" Cheeto would bellow.

"How do you know, Mr. Trump?"

"Just look how intelligent they are!"

"You have point there."

[left-of-center2012]

8. Maybe Samoa ?

[love_katz]

9. Bwhahahaha!

I can't believe how crazy these people are.

[captain queeg]

10. This is what happens when you get your "news"from the internet (and Fox)

I get all sorts of crazy YouTube videos forwarded to me. Fortunately when you check the number of views it usually just a few thousand.

[Dopers_Greed]

11. Better check the Arizona ballots to see if they have pasta in the paper fibers.

[LudwigPastorius]

12. They walk among us.

[Deuxcents]

13. Yea..they walk among us

But I’m really sick n tired of these morons. And..those who believe them. It’s just too much.

[czarjak]

15. The Apprentice was made up crap and called reality. You know, Mark, fake news?

[bucolic_frolic]

17. The country that makes FIATs?

No.

[patphil]

18. Oh come on...I mean Italy? Everybody knows it was Luxembourg. Sheesh!