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Related: About this forumStephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening (He's back!) - 8/9/21
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Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening (He's back!) - 8/9/21 (Original Post)
Rhiannon12866
Aug 2021
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nuxvomica
(12,433 posts)1. "Sen. Ron Johnson and Deadly Asteroid Agree on Value of Human Life"
The headline alone made me laugh. It's funny and depressing at the same time. Little known fact: primitive amino acids have also been detected on Ron Johnson, telling scientists more about how life may have evolved in primordial swamps like the Republican caucus.
Rhiannon12866
(205,659 posts)2. I thought that was one of his best ones!
Especially since Ron Johnson is one of the worst!
Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)3. Wow!
Woodsy Owl sure has changed over the past few... decades.
But that line is a keeper:
"Too late! I don't give a hoot...!"
Rhiannon12866
(205,659 posts)4. I remember Woodsy Owl!
But I don't remember him getting soused. That's all we need, the Covid numbers are bad enough, the last thing we need is a bunch of careless drunks on top of everything else...