Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 8/10/21

[Rhiannon12866]

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Allow Us To Re-Present: Andrew Cuomo's Resignation Speech

This is probably closer to what you wanted to hear

[Fritz Walter]

1. I sure hope my nephew doesn't see this "Meanwhile" segment!

We've been talking about my treating his family of four (two sons: six- and eight-year-olds, one of whom is the biggest Star Wars fan this side of a galaxy far, far away) to their first trip to WDW.
Next year, perhaps.
One look at those bunkbeds in Disney 's Star Wars hotel, and my great-nephew will be over-the-moon (so to speak)!!

Better start saving a few extra dollars...

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Well, if the kids are 6 and 8, I doubt they'd still be up close to midnight, LOL

And that does sound pretty cool (I saw the original Star Wars 6 times - at the movies!) and if your plans aren't till next year, that'll give them time to work things out (and possibly drop the prices). Plus, just maybe a year from now we'll have no more need for masks. *fingers crossed*

[thucythucy]

3. The clip in the monologue of the woman with "a bachelors degree in logic"

and "a masters in motherhood" is a prime example of "My ignorance is as good as your knowledge."

Her whole demeanor just drips with arrogance.

[sarge43]

4. "I might be thinking about that on my death bed."

He was on his game last night.