Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 9/14/21

[Rhiannon12866]

Why The Generals Hid The Nukes, And What Caused Nicki Minaj To Skip The Met Gala

In Stephen's Tuesday night monologue he looks at revelations from Bob Woodward's new book, which alleges that China and the Pentagon each had serious concerns about the former president's access to nuclear weapons, and he checks on friend of the show Nicki Minaj after her comments about vaccines set off a social media firestorm.




Meanwhile... Stephen Guesses How 9,000 Year Old Chinese Beer Tasted

Meanwhile... Archeologists unearthed evidence of beer drinking among artifacts that date back 9,000 years. Stephen has a good guess as to what that ancient brew tasted like.




Mole Gets Whacked Every Time There's a Crack in Democracy

Every time a Republican derails Secretary of State Antony Blinken's testimony about the U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan, a mole gets whacked.



Nicki Minaj Presents: "Super Balls"

She was quick to hit the studio for this one.

[sarge43]

1. Stephen and his gang were on their game last night

"I made sure to get my shot in my shoulder."

[Paper Roses]

2. That was the best line of the day. I laughed so hard it scared the cat. n/t