CEO of maxi-pad company responds to man's complaint

[Oilwellian]

The man's rant:

Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger

So Bodyform responded:

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[immoderate]

1. Very cute!

--imm

[sharp_stick]

2. That was good

both the original post and the response.

[bpollen]

3. Yikes!

What especially cracks me up is the blue liquid she drinks! Now, where have I seen that before???

[Derek in Iowa]

4. Huh???

Can somebody explain that last line to me? She says "You did know we do that too, didn't you?" What does "that" refer to? I am completely confused.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I have no idea!

Welcome to DU, Derek in Iowa!

I hope we'll be able to answer any other questions you might have!

[arcane1]

6. The subtitle says she passed gas

[Derek in Iowa]

8. Ohhhh

That explains it - I have a single, tiny, crappy little speaker on my computer that probably didn't pick up that sound. Thanks for clearing (!) that up.

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. side aching ROLF of the week!!!!

Rec, with joy.

[HopeHoops]

9. Girls don't fart, or so my wife says - bit I've heard them.