Damn Evangelists want to take the fun out of everything- Jesusween

[packman]

https://crooksandliars.com/2021/10/evangelical-christians-declare-war

[msongs]

1. nail oneself to a cross and trick or treat? how will u ring the doorbell. hmmmm nt

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. Let's wait 20 years and see how well adjusted these kids are.

LOL, I probably won't be around, or if I am, doubtful I will care....

[634-5789]

3. Blasphemy!

[50 Shades Of Blue]

4. "Jesusween" doesn't flow. I prefer "Jeezoween."

[YoshidaYui]

5. OH FUCK YOU Conservatives....

YOU NEED A COSTUME with a STICK UP YOUR ASS CAUSE THATS how you are behaving ,.. fuck your JESUSWEEN, FUCK you Insurrectionist TRUMPERS. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO RUIN MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY!

THANK YOU, I FEEL BETTER NOW..

[bucolic_frolic]

6. If they'd make JesusWeenie Dogs we could eat them all year round

and with instant recognition, what a brand!

[paleotn]

7. Absolute horse crap.

It didn't originate with All Hallows Eve, you bible thumping, liar for Jebus. My ancestors did Samhain for centuries before Christianity showed up and coopted it into All Hallows Eve as a follow up to the equally boring All Saints Day. It's deeply tied to Irish and Celtic mythology. And like most things, a hell of a lot more fun than the dowdy Christian alternative. Seriously, do these god bothering bastards ever tell the truth about ANYTHING?!

[mountain grammy]

8. Fucking religious fanatics are everywhere..

Most dangerous people on the planet.

[Tommymac]

9. Jesus Weenie.

I can already tell you that is going to be what the will kids call it.

[magicguido]

10. for good measure lets have SecularWeen & AtheistWeen

[DanFan]

11. I wore scary costumes when I was a kid and I grew up...

to be a normal, working, taxpaying, law abiding citizen. But jesusWeen? How about weaning ourselves off of religion? If anyone handed me a bible when I was trick-or-treating I'd throw it back at them. I remember when I was a kid and my mom was watching one of her favorite movies, "The Bells of St. Mary's," from the '40's. The kids at a catholic school are saying the Pledge of Allegiance and they hadn't yet included "under god." It sounded so much better like that.

[vercetti2021]

12. And they say we want a war on Christmas

When they have hijacked both Easter and Yuletide. Now they want to hijack Halloween. Got to love the Christian Taliban

[calimary]

13. Oh Dear God...

[pfitz59]

14. The kids can always burn the bibles to stay warm

if the weather turns cold.

[trusty elf]

15. Oh, for Jeavis's sake!

[magicguido]

16. Stop the christian War on Halloween!!