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Ted Cruz Reaches New Level of Pathetic by Begging for Tucker Carlson's Forgiveness Over Jan. 6
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dalton99a
(92,845 posts)
oleaginous. ole·ag·i·nous
peppertree
(23,187 posts)PatSeg
(52,579 posts)I think you put the wrong year, 2021, after the Cruz's quotes.
I do that every year. Thanks, corrected.
PatSeg
(52,579 posts)I thought I wasn't quite awake enough or that perhaps I had time-traveled! Meanwhile, it was a healthy mental exercise for me, figuring out what year I'm actually in.
KS Toronado
(23,392 posts)underpants
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PatSeg
(52,579 posts)that the man really only has one facial expression. I wonder if that is natural or if he practices it in front of a mirror every day.
allegorical oracle
(6,323 posts)PatSeg
(52,579 posts)it only serves to make him look stupid!
I remember Tucker from his Crossfire days on CNN and he didn't look like that all the time back then. I guess he made adjustments for his Fox audience, who probably look confused and befuddled all the time. "Oh look, Tucker is just like ME!"
allegorical oracle
(6,323 posts)PatSeg
(52,579 posts)James Carville used to have him for lunch on a regular basis. The best of course was when Jon Stewart was a guest. Watching a flustered Tucker trying to save face was priceless.
relayerbob
(7,394 posts)you'd look like that, too
PatSeg
(52,579 posts)And in his case, it would be a "silver" stick!
relayerbob
(7,394 posts)Given the lack of apparent brain skills, I'd have thought it was made of lead
PatSeg
(52,579 posts)peppertree
(23,187 posts)Plus the Vodka, of course.
bucolic_frolic
(54,497 posts)Like, WHERE'S THE FOOD???
jaxexpat
(7,794 posts)keithbvadu2
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Initech
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samsingh
(18,331 posts)twodogsbarking
(17,962 posts)So does Ted.
diverdownjt
(736 posts)A Repug accidentally told the truth....it was bound to happen some day.
world wide wally
(21,836 posts)All hat and no cattle.
HTF do people who pride themselves on the Alamo vote for a sniveling cowardly blowhard like him?
pbmus
(13,141 posts)allegorical oracle
(6,323 posts)clothes look rumpled and slept-in, his hair looks greasy and unkempt, and his beard is scurfy. Like somebody who's living in his car.
erronis
(23,106 posts)relayerbob
(7,394 posts)the tough fly to Cancun
2naSalit
(101,000 posts)Lindsey Graham style 24 hour turn around!!
We need to make an award for this phenomenon.
smb
(3,598 posts)peppertree
(23,187 posts)Probably the best self-description Rafael Cruz has ever said out loud.
NullTuples
(6,017 posts)djacq
(1,774 posts)samsingh
(18,331 posts)Escurumbele
(4,047 posts)his mouth...
Amazing how stupid he is.
Alien Life Form
(370 posts)Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) appeared on Fox News host Tucker Carlsons program on Thursday night to beg for forgiveness after calling the Capitol riot a violent terrorist attack. But it has only caused Trumpworld diehards to sour on the Texas senator. Longtime Republican operative Roger Stone fumed after Cruz called his initial remark sloppy and frankly dumb. Youre enjoying your last term in the US Senate, Stone declared. What a pandering, philandering asshole. Jan 6. Stop the Steal organizer Ali Alexander chimed in: Ted Cruz apologizes for being dumb and lying. Now, lets see if hell stand up for the due process rights of patriots. The pile-on didnt end there. Far-right shock jock Stew Peters called Cruz a traitor, while livestreamer-turned-Capitol rioter Tim Gionet told Cruz to go f*ck himself. Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones further floated the unhinged idea that the Texas senator wants to be a part of the Bush-era Republican Party and start putting everyone in FEMA camps.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-attacked-by-trumpworld-figures-like-roger-stone-alex-jones-after-groveling-to-tucker-carlson
Evolve Dammit
(21,615 posts)Aussie105
(7,722 posts)Ted called it right, it was a violent terrorist attack.
I have no problem with that. Except for Ted backtracking and remembering too late it was just a bunch of rowdy tourists.
Poor ted! Forgot the script he was supposed to stick to!
