Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 1/31/22

[Rhiannon12866]

Is Tom Brady Really Retiring? | Remorseless Former Pres. Calls For Mass Protests

Stephen recaps the weekend's big football news, including the retirement rumors swirling around Tom Brady, and looks at some self-incriminating comments made by the former president at a rally in Texas.




Meanwhile... Bitcoin Mouse DNA Plan Involves Use Of Genetically Engineered Virus

Meanwhile... Stephen looks at a dubious plan to use a virus to splice blockchain code with the DNA of a live rodent. What could go wrong?




Jam Out To Spotify's New Misinformation Playlist

There's no Joe Rogan but it's just as misleading!

[Fritz Walter]

1. From the mouth of babes...

So glad that the 7-year-old voice-over artist is back -- adding a more realistic tone to the quotes from the world's biggest SORE LOSER!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. LOL! And I'm sure you noticed that he's using more of the TFG "names" that viewers sent in!

[thesquanderer]

3. Sounds like Bart Simpson! Probably cheaper than hiring Nancy Cartwright though. n/t