Pic Of The Moment: Trump WH Toilet Was Repeatedly Clogged With Flushed Presidential Papers

[EarlG]

Haberman book: Flushed papers found clogging Trump WH toilet

(I'm sure a million people have already made this joke, but I mean its right there.)

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[Blue Owl]

1. Whew, do NOT go in there....

[L. Coyote]

17. Can't get out of there fast enough, I guess:

Link to tweet

[DENVERPOPS]

34. Could you imagine being the person that had

to clean his bathroom daily? Or the WH Plumber????????

Okay, for assholes like Trump, the Plumbing industry makes, a thing they nickname: MUFFIN MONSTER.......This is serious....google it!

It is an inline grinder that destroys anything, (wood, metal, fabric, coming through the sewer line. Cans, bottles, rope,.....anything.

They use them at prisons for instance. The prisoners often enjoy flushing stuff down the toilets to screw up the waste lines.
Towels, bed sheets, what ever. If the towels, sheets, etc makes it to the city sewage processing plant, it winds around the pump blades, freezes the motor on the pump, and burns up the huge pumps. It costs the city a fortune to have one of their pumps replaced, the pumps are huge.
So, the cities demand that all the sewage lines coming from the prison have a "Muffin Monster" installed, in line, on the sewer line, to destroy anything coming thru the lines before it reaches the cities main sewer lines. They make them for all sizes of sewer lines.......

I can only imagine that the white house plumber had to install a small 4" one on Trump's bathroom toilet waste line.......

This is not Borowitz or ONION stuff. Go ahead google Muffin Monster.......or check out this video of one operating.

[Retired Engineer Bob]

48. I know all about the Muffin Monster

Dealt with them many times in our wastewater plant designs.

By the way DENVERPOPS, how are you familiar with the Muffin Monster?

We put in a Channel Monster at a client’s combined sewer overflow (CSO) facility. The thing was 3 feet wide, 10 feet tall. We used to joke it would be a great way to dispose of bodies, so much better and more efficient than the tree branch shredder from Fargo.

[DENVERPOPS]

51. Many years ago

In a small town in rural Colorado that had a for profit prison needed one installed in the prison waste line.
It would take a large amount of work, and the contract stated that the prison wouldn't pay for six months.
I declined the job..................

[Blue Owl]

53. Oh I believe it...

Some people obviously don't grasp the science of plumbing!

At one of my previous workplaces, some idiot was throwing coffee stirring straws (those small plastic ones) down the office kitchen sink drain, and periodically the maintenance workers would have to pull the pipes apart to clear them of the trap -- they never found out who was doing it!

[DENVERPOPS]

54. That doesn't compare

to Corporations telling women they can flush Tampax or the Sanitary Wipe Corporations saying their "sanitary wipes" are biodegradable....

[niyad]

2. One uses the material at hand.

[Submariner]

3. Now we know why he talked about needing 10-15 flushes

to get his toilet to work.

[KS Toronado]

4. Was my thoughts also, he had first hand knowledge

and as normal for him, he projected it on everyone else.

[2naSalit]

19. No shit!

[Flo Mingo]

5. I'm starting to understand

TDFG obviously had an eating disorder. Sounds like he was using gorge and purge to keep the weight of future indictments from adding extra years to his prison term.

Egad, the visuals we've had to endure with this man.

[link:https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-eat-documents-paper-omarosa-b2010616.html|

edited to add reference

[dalton99a]

6. People

[PatSeg]

7. "And by people, I mean me"

The most transparent man on the planet.

[COL Mustard]

14. When someone tells you what they are....

Believe them!

[OMGWTF]

16. The first time.

[PatSeg]

24. Over and over again

Beyond comprehension.

[magicguido]

33. what kind of shit would have to be coming out of him to flush 15 times?

[Retired Engineer Bob]

49. Love letters from Kim Jong Un, instructions from Putin?

[global1]

8. But - But - There Was A Toilet Paper Shortage - What....

did you expect I do?

(He always has an excuse.)

[70sEraVet]

9. "It was a perfect flush! No President ever made a more perfect flush!"

[CaptainTruth]

13. LOL!!!

[panfluteman]

10. Trump, the Great Projector:

The one cardinal rule that one must remember is that Trump is mainly a blamer and projector, and he's been doing it, and getting away with it, his whole life. It is a cardinal rule with Trump, as inexorable as the Law of Gravity, that whenever Trump accuses anyone of anything, you can be absolutely certain that he is at least ten times as guilty of the same thing as the one he accuses. And so it was with accusing Hillary Clinton regarding her emails. Trump made that the whole centerpiece of his anti-Hillary campaign, and it worked, but the choice of that issue, it seems, was kind of like by default, because he didn't have much else to run on.

[Eyeball_Kid]

29. Without his dad's money, Trumpy-Boy would be on disability.

He can't hold down a job. He'd get fired for theft over and over. And if he'd get away with theft, his lying would doom him to unemployment. He'd have to manufacture a physical or medical disability in order to get any money from the government. He'd be a deadbeat dad when his kids were growing up, making him vulnerable to court orders and stints in the slammer and probation/parole. The one constant in his life as compared to now would be his sociopathy. His only friends would be fellow sociopaths who would be on the lookout to steal anything from Trump that would have value. And without daddy's money, Trump would be bald and in worse physical condition than he is now. His projecting now keeps him out of jail. Without daddy's money, he'd be in jail most of the time, and when he's not in jail, he'd be facing a judge for probation violations before re-visiting the only place where he'd get three meals and a cot.

[ffr]

37. This is a great angle to seed Trumpster's minds.

They're supporting a 100-time over loser that you'd find on the street. Heck, there are people more deserving of him they should be supporting, but instead they give their loyalty to this slob.

[RedSpartan]

11. Is this for real?

We passed through the looking glass long ago, I can't tell anymore.

[L. Coyote]

12. You can't make this shit up, so

it must be.

Will #FailedCoupGuy sue to keep plumbers from inspecting the sewer?

[magicguido]

15. FlushGate and SwallowGate

[2naSalit]

18. So THAT'S why he was whining about...

Having to flush 10-15 times! Now it all makes sense!

[Traildogbob]

20. It was a perfect dump

Beautiful dump, the likes of which the world never seen. The toilet paper shortage had zero affect on the white house. No rolls of TP, just stacks of documents on the floor by the golden toilet.

[NCjack]

21. Trump's plumber needed Top Security clearance. The removed paper

should have gone to Archives for reconstruction. (What a shitty job.)

[tinrobot]

22. Well, he was the Commoder in Chief

[calimary]

39. OMG!!!!!!!

An Instant CLASSIC!

I’ll never be able to look at a commode the same way again. Every single one will forever more carry his face. His face on every shit plop!

[Oldtimeralso]

23. Sign in W H oval office restroom

FLUSH 10 / 15 times it's a long way to the National Archives.

[calimary]

40. OMG! the donald doesn't just generate shit.

He creates shit bits!

[Maraya1969]

25. Is this why he said he had to flush 15 times???

[Bev54]

27. Yes, I guess we all know now why he could not use those low flow toilets

I have to say, I have been laughing all morning with the memes from this and MTG and her gazpacho police. It is a welcome relief from all the negative surrounding us.

[calimary]

41. You ain't just a-woofing' - as my mom used to say!

[tosh]

26. You guys,

knock it off! You are KILLING me!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. K&R

[NullTuples]

30. Well, that settles it.

"Flushed papers found clogging Trump WH toilet"

Not that it matters b/c the retention law has no enforcement mechanism, but either he *knew* it was wrong or he's even more twisted than previously reported and was wiping his ass with them.

And because of the bizzare world he lives in, I think both are equally likely.

[calimary]

42. Or - Flushed trump found clogging WH toilet.

I’m gonna remember this for the day the news breaks about his long-delayed but much-anticipated passing.

[Fla Dem]

31. But does he have toilet paper on his shoes?

[Pluvious]

32. NOW we know why your last President was so concerned about having to flush so many times...

“We have a situation where we’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms where you turn the faucet on – and in areas where there’s tremendous amounts of water, where the water rushes out to sea because you could never handle it, and you don’t get any water,” the President said during a roundtable with small business leaders about deregulatory actions.

[underpants]

35. Any fans of the show "Weeds" here?

Clogged toilets....just saying.

[ffr]

36. Flush Dump!

I'd put a bumper sticker of that on our vehicle, but it sounds gross to even contemplate!

[C Moon]

38. We're going to need a trump dump sump pump.

[calimary]

44. I am LOVING this thread!!!

[Joe Nation]

43. Toiletgate? What climbs out of the sewer will eventually find its way back.

[calimary]

45. Meh, that's where he came from in the first place.

[IronLionZion]

46. They're way too stupid to shred or burn them

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

47. DUzy

[SuperCoder]

50. So THAT's why...

...he was complaining about people having to flush 15 times.

Wow!

[llmart]

52. OK EarlG

This is one of your all time best!

I can't stop laughing at this thread.

[MustLoveBeagles]

56. K&R

[orangecrush]

57. Kick and rec

[Rhiannon12866]

58. Just when you figure you've heard it all regarding the irresponsible incompetence of TFG...