Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 4/14/22

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Ukrainian Missile Sinks Russian Warship | Will Elon Musk Buy Twitter To Silence Critics?

Ukraine appears to have sunk the same Russian warship that threatened soldiers on Snake Island at the beginning of Putin's invasion, and Stephen isn't buying Elon Musk's claim that he wants to buy Twitter to support the ideal of free speech.




Meanwhile... Kim Kardashian's Met Gala Outfit Stopped Her From Getting Pete Davidson's Number

Meanwhile... Stephen can relate to news that Kim Kardashian's over-the-top look at the Met Gala made it impossible to reach her phone when future flame Pete Davidson tried to give her his number.




Elon Musk's Mission: Make Earth Really Bad

Let's keep those potatoes on Mars for now.

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1. K&R

I do like Hugh Laurie...I always think of him as Bertie Wooster rather than House though:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeeves_and_Wooster

Elon Musk..ugh..

[Rhiannon12866]

4. I'm guessing that Colbert is a fan of that show, too, since he obviously greatly admires Hugh Laurie

And I agree, Elon Musk deserves less attention, not more...

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2. Kicking for visibility

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Thanks! One of his best of the week!