Tucker Carlson wants to Tan your Testicles

[magicguido]

Link to tweet

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tucker-carlson-testicle-tanning_n_625cd22ee4b0be72bff7a25f?d_id=3399625&ref=bffbhuffpost&ncid_tag=fcbklnkushpmg00000063&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&utm_campaign=us_main&fbclid=IwAR3bIHLNjwO0chKrIEumlWTUgVsefgpcvq80SkruoIM0AHesjJFuCLwoBbk

[CurtEastPoint]

1. Is he just pranking with this shit or is that trustfundfuckstick serious?

[vlyons]

2. Roasted nuts

[TexasTowelie]

9. My buddy fears Christmas carolers when they start singing this,

"Jeff's nuts roasting on an open fire."

[Alice Kramden]

3. LOL

[sop]

4. He's likely heavily invested in testicle-tanning stocks.

[House of Roberts]

5. I can envision the tv ads already.

"I recommend Testicle Tan. I'm also a customer."

[CurtEastPoint]

6. Deez right here...

[sop]

7. Made me think of SNL's "Schweddy Balls"

Can't wait to see their bit on Tucker's Testicle Tanning.

[keithbvadu2]

8. "...don't trust mainstream information."

"...don't trust mainstream information."

He sees opportunity for some bucks.

[gibraltar72]

10. Well tan my hide!

[Midnight Writer]

11. This is a marketing test to see how far Tucker can push his fans.

If he can get you to bronze your balls, he can get you to buy MyPillows.

Or maybe it's the other way around.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. tucker is truly nuts