Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 5/5/22

[Rhiannon12866]

Wall Street's Nose Dive | T**** Thinks He's A Religious Hero With A High IQ

It's been a rough week on Wall Street after the Fed raised interest rates, and our former president claims to have done more for all religions than anyone who has ever lived.




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During The Commercial Break: Stephen's GRAMMY Moments With Taylor Swift And Justin Bieber

Last night during the commercial break, Stephen told our audience that after he hung with Sheryl Crow at the legendary Clive Davis GRAMMY party, he scored major Dad Points by introducing his daughter to Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber!




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[NJCher]

1. He does a great Irish accent!

Also loved the story about his tall daughter meeting tiny Justin Bieber!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. LOL! He really does some unique and spot on impressions

And he had a great time telling that story, kinda got carried away...

[SheltieLover]

4. He sure does!

[Fritz Walter]

3. He Who Shall Be Named

I think this episode's new nickname for TFG is priceless: "Mopie Prick"

Don't recall seeing a link to the Late Show's Twitter feed on nicknames here, so here 'tis:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/HeWhoShallBeNamed?src=hashtag_click

Happy Friday, everyone!

[NJCher]

6. thank you thank you thank you

I see endless hours of amusement ahead.

New fave: Hairpiece Simplex

[SheltieLover]

5. K&R!