Taylor Greene wants a "Christian Nation" for Everyone

[magicguido]

[bucolic_frolic]

1. Devil wants Christendom?

Yeah. Ok. Gotcha. 10-4.

[Traildogbob]

9. But follow

Zero of Christ’s teachings. Her brand of the yet “Newest” Testament of the magic book, has Jesus with an assault rifle to shoot all those damn Jews that were haters. Second amendment “DUNK”, combo C word and D word, has no use for the one amendment that demands explicitly separation of church and state. What kind of Christian bangs the whole Gym she attends while being married? Damn that idiot is stupid, as is her howling monkey cohort. Wait until Hershel gets in the congressional club with all his Jesus bullshit. Damn shame they aren’t snake handlers or poison kool aid drinkers. Darwin would fix this mess.

[louis-t]

2. I do NOT ever fantasize about backhanding a woman across the face.

Except her.

[Eyeball_Kid]

3. Madge is in mourning for the tragic loss of King George III. Oh. He died in 1820.

The good king was wholly committed to a homogeneous religious nation. For some reason unknown to Madge, folks in GB didn't care too much for a forced adherence to a religious doctrine. So they decided to leave GB for the colonies and for religious freedom. But never mind. Madge is for Christian Nationalism-- another term for christofascism.

[lonely bird]

13. Well, yes and no

The so-called Pilgrim Fathers had no interest in religious freedom. It was their way or the highway. In England they didn’t want to follow the state church. So they started a colony with a state church.

And, iirc, they were the original “War on Christmas” gang as they were against celebrating Christmas.

[dchill]

4. And if you don't want what she wants...

You're not a Merkin!

[CentralMass]

8. Look up the definition of Merkin

[Warpy]

10. Or watch "Map of Tasmania" on YouTube

You'll change the spelling to 'Murken quickly.

[CentralMass]

12. There was President Merkin Muffley in Dr. Strangelove

[dchill]

15. Don't have to!

[vlyons]

5. Her brand of Christianity ain't very Christian

Given that I'm a Buddhist, I'd be a 2nd class citizen in her world.

[AZLD4Candidate]

6. I'm Jewish, so where am I allowed? My wife is Buddhist

Maybe she's afraid I'll use my space laser.

[dchill]

7. One of his best points is how "proudly dumb" they are.

[Warpy]

11. Fortunately she is a "type" rarely seen outside the insular culture

of the small town south. When you do see them, they are universally deadly, dripping with sugar coated cyanide.

The sickening part is that her culture might just send her back to DC next year. She shot a Prius and pwned the libs!

[The Jungle 1]

14. The numbers vary wildly by source

But weekly church attendance is crashing. All polling shows it to be below 50% of this nation
Crazy people like green are the reason why

[keithbvadu2]

16. Orange/Green Christian divided nation like Ireland was?

Orange/Green Christian divided nation like Ireland was?

We have plenty of theocrats who want to be the Christian Ayatollah of America.

[Blue Owl]

17. No thanks, numbskull