Kimmel: Trump and Drunk Giuliani Cause an Insurrection & Putin's Got a Poop Suitcase!

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[Rhiannon12866]

1. "That puppet-headed little snitch!"

My favorite quote of the evening! (refers to Kushner)

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2. I don't know what Ivanka sees in Jared

besides a fat bank account and he really wasn't that rich prior to their marriage.

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3. Well, I don't get what he sees in her, either! Would you want to be part of that family??!

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4. One thing that dawned on me that they have in common

You'll remember that Jared's father spent time in prison - and based on what we've seen over the past several years, Ivanka's father sure belongs there. And another thing, Jared's father received a federal pardon from guess who??

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5. As for Rudy, like Jimmy said - "How would you know?"