University Of Utah Student Threatens To Detonate Nuclear Reactor If FB Team Loses To SDSU - NBC News

[TexasTowelie]

A University of Utah student is facing charges after posting on YikYak she'd "detonate" the campus nuclear reactor if the football team lost to San Diego State.

[Qutzupalotl]

1. Hey, no pressure.

Go team!

[SunSeeker]

2. What a fucking idiot. nt

[jaxexpat]

3. Okay, that's it. I'm moving Utah, the entire state, 6" westward into the eastern edge of Nevada.

Don't try to stop me, I'm serious. Persons proceeding into Idaho or Arizona (and a little in the sticky-out part of Wyoming) may experience a slight misalignment in their roadways. Can't be helped and I make no apologies. It's simply physics. Those crossing from Colorado into Utah of vice versa need to exercise EXTREME caution for they will be required to cross over an infinitely deep (but very narrow) void into which all things perish for eternity. It's unsafe for skateboarding and small animals but, once again, it's the nature of physics, so I make no apologies. If Utah continues to be the showplace for OCD style law enforcement this is just the sort of thing they should expect. Leaving nuclear reactors laying around is simply asking for mayhem and being the butt of jokes should be the least of their worries. Who should complain, and rightfully so, is Nevada. They'll have to contend with a 6" thick layer of double compressed matter (a matter of concern for serious physicists) and any number of lawsuits about property possession and miswritten deeds and what's worse, they'll need to contend with OCD for hire Utahesque lawyers to make their case.

I'm serious! Are you scared? Okay, I see you're a little panicky. I'll make it 1". That'll still make my point, but jackrabbits and stuff will be safe to cross and visit their loved ones in Colorado without too much inconvenience.

And speaking of Colorado, I'm watching you Colorado. You're on my radar.