CRAZY Right-wingers Claim The Deep State Is Making Hurricanes To Punish Florida

[IronLionZion]

Oil company lobbyists are climate science experts according to Fox News.

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Or maybe God is answering OUR prayers,

not theirs.

[sanatanadharma]

2. The deep state has the powers of God ...

The deep state has the powers of God, according to some.
But they are blasphemers.

The powerfull deep state can do so much, like directing hurricanes, but somehow can't stop the maga-madness of lying, denial, hypocrisy, violence, and hate.

[SouthernDem4ever]

3. If there was such a thing as a deep state

and it had godly powers, her stupid face would not be on television.

[Traildogbob]

4. It's not the deep state

It’s from the real power equivalent to God. George Soros and the Jahooos and their space lasers.
Why can’t the trump Space Force take those lasers out? What they being paid for? Are they as phony as trump and evilgelical Jebus?
Just asking the questions Tuckums!

[SWBTATTReg]

5. Yeah, right. Ask one of these idiots to talk to a farmer, any farmer or rancher, and ask them

when the last time was in that they asked for rain etc. to be made and released over their fields.

Oh God, I am getting a headache from the stupidity and plain stupidness of these people. What do they do, feed upon each other's stupidity? If these people think we're able to do such things already in creating rain and such, we'd be doing far more than somehow 'punish' the state of Florida. Such as casting rain over deserts, etc., creating a green utopia.

[Traildogbob]

6. Right

Damn if we had that power we would have no southern states left. Actually we could center a tornado over Fox for a straight week and end all out problems. Mardi Lardo would be gone, do it while hosting the trump family reunion. End em all. Maybe give Barron a heads up but use our Jahhoooish space lasers to sterilize him.

[SWBTATTReg]

8. Ha ha heh. I didn't think of the other side of having the ability of creating rains/storms, but

this feature would be nice. Makes me wonder if our military has the ability to create a regional disturbance weather-wise, when needed (too small to make an effect on crops etc., very localized), e.g., make a particular area very foggy, hard to see, etc.

[NCjack]

7. If the deep state caused Ian the Monster Hurricane, God could

have stopped it -- but did not.

[Deuxcents]

9. These people are ridiculous

It would be laughable if there wasn’t so many of them...that’s what scares me.

[RKP5637]

11. Yeah, same here. Their ignorance and ludicrously is frightening. n/t

[RKP5637]

10. The GOP, epicenter for Idiocracy!!! Not a movie anymore, if it ever was. n/t

[MagaSmash]

12. I thought "gaaaawd" controlled their hurricanes. Now it's "elites"? And trump is not an "elite"??

"elites" now have more power than "gaawwwd"?

[packman]

13. DEMOCRATS - GODS OF THE HEAVENS!!!

I want to be in charge of snowstorms - Call me "FRIGIDAZZ"

[aggiesal]

14. Please, please, please, I'm requesting the deep state to ...

dump some water in the west, our rivers are literally drying up.

Colorado River


Rio Grande


Snake River

[IronLionZion]

16. Deep state is punishing the west with droughts and wildfires

they must have forgotten there are blue states out west too. Silly deep state.

[IronLionZion]

15. Deep state powers are global and spiteful

As bad as Biden's immigrant cyborg army is, it's no match for the immigrants who are born in America and fully documented with birth certificates, passports, and American accents that he brought over to steal your jobs. He's so mean that he caused a labor shortage and inflation.

[randr]

17. The hard part was moving Florida into the path of hurricanes

I was always dumb struct that they never saw us doing that,

[Dysfunctional]

18. We are trying to destroy Florida because we have penis envy.