God Caught LYING To Rightwing Pastor With Midterm Premonition

[Quixote1818]

[Kittycatkat]

1. So sick of these chrisain fascist charlatans! I hope there is a hell!

[Omnipresent]

2. Republican God lies almost all the time.

[yankee87]

3. Stoning

According to the Bible if you make a prediction and it doesn’t come true, the person should be stoned.

[The Third Doctor]

4. I guess he misunderstood.

[Permanut]

5. Maybe God wants us to send him more money..

Copeland has a jet;

Dollar has a jet;

DuPlantis has a jet;

Meyer has a jet;

Osteen has a jet.

Pearsons doesn't have a private jet yet. The only solution is for me to sell the car and mortgage the house so I can contribute to his jet fund. God will certainly listen to his prayers then.

[republianmushroom]

6. I there is a "GOD" he/she/it doesn't lie, these flock fleecing preachers do though.

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

8. Right on. Or another view...

If there is a god, he/she isn’t talking to that cocksucker.

[Richard D]

7. G-d said it perfectly

Deuteronomy 18:20-22

But any prophet who presumes to speak in My name an oracle that I did not command to be uttered, or who speaks in the name of other gods—that prophet shall die.” And should you ask yourselves, “How can we know that the oracle was not spoken by יהוה?”— if the prophet speaks in the name of יהוה and the oracle does not come true, that oracle was not spoken by יהוה; the prophet has uttered it presumptuously: do not stand in dread of that person.

[LiberalLovinLug]

9. Or when God said "I got this", he meant He was going to knock R's down a peg or two

[in2herbs]

10. Maybe God wasn't lying to the Pastor when he told him "I got this." Clearly the

pastor interpreted God's message incorrectly as evidenced by the losses the Rs suffered. When he said "I got this" God must have meant that he was working to put civilization on a better path, not a Red path.

[Demnation]

11. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

[Trueblue1968]

12. do NOT blame God. Blame the lair man. The Evil False Prophet.

Do not blame God.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

13. Democratic God won this wrestling match.

Preacher's Holy Radio was actually tuned into the frequency of the God of Roosevelt, Truman, JFK and Carter, et al......







KY........

[Aussie105]

14. I can't get past these facts!

That some people believe that God talks to them, and they represent God on Earth.
(And don't get locked up for saying so.)

That others believe them.

That money is the root of all . . . paths to Heaven.

That a bible bashing pastor needs a private jet to be legit.

The deluded leading the gullible!

[Marcuse]

15. He was praying to Odin.

[Riverman100]

16. God got this

that's why there ws no red wave