Voting for trump because "he'd be fun to have a beer with"

[MagaSmash]

These morons enjoy the entertainment. Some remind me of Beavis and Butthead. It pays to very very afraid of the next election.

[marble falls]

1. Why in the hell would it be fun to drink a beer with teetoaling 45?

[viva la]

2. Plus all he'd do was talk about his own grievances and "Greatness"

Grope the waitress and stick you with the bill.

[YoshidaYui]

3. THEY ARE A CULT... IF TRUMP ASKED THEM TO

MAKE HIM, GOD, THEY WOULD.

[Blue Owl]

4. That sounds like the definition of hell to me...

And that beer would be dumped upon his royal lardship's fat head....

[Aviation Pro]

5. Motherfucker doesn't drink, stupid

Like Hitler.

[SamKnause]

6. I don't know how these stupid fucks breathe without assistance.

I am so fucking tired of all of them.

[Jean Genie]

7. Wakey wakey, sweetie

No offense, but look at you. Do you imagine you're the kind of woman Trump would want to have a beer (better make that a Diet Coke - he doesn't drink alcohol, people say) with?

[Traildogbob]

13. She ain't his type (poor and old, over 40)

I mean Rubert would not touch that. Sorry lady it ain’t gonna get grabbed, but a sex toy, save a nation.

[C_U_L8R]

8. More accurately...

the clown they'd rather snort meth with.

[RKP5637]

9. I wouldn't trust a beer with him. It would probably be spiked. n/t

[unblock]

10. They pushed this line about shrub, who also doesn't drink

They like Donnie because insert reason here.

[Turbineguy]

11. OK.

But the beer must be poisoned.

[halfulglas]

12. And he would stick you with the check - after he called for drinks for everyone.

Hasn't she learned, the fun guy at the party is never the dependable one?