King Charles III is issued the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

[nycbos]

A little humor to brighten your day.

[MOMFUDSKI]

1. There is no such thing

as king.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. Yeah, but...

the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is real AF.

[magicarpet]

3. Well,.. 'cept for trDUMP,... he is the king of kings.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

7. You're fooling yourself, we're living in a dictatorship!

[Ray Bruns]

8. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

[Oopsie Daisy]

4. There's always time for Monty Python!

[burrowowl]

9. Yea Monty Python!

[Warpy]

5. That thing looks heavy as hell

since all the old guys giving it to him had to use both hands to hold it up. King Chuck is supposed to hold it with one hand, while he manages a heavy scepter with the other and probably 25 pounds of gold and shiny rocks sitting on his head.

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. The headache after all this folderol must have been a real stinker.

That thing is more anarchist's bomb than grenade. Nobody short of a tree trunk tossing Scotsman could possibly throw it.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

6. Skip a bit brother! (nt)

[Sneederbunk]

10. This

[ChazInAz]

11. Five!