Canada Has a Game Plan in the Event America Goes Full Authoritarian in 2024

[Fresh Water Falling]

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Hi, Canada, here's another crucial point for you to consider: By mid-century, parts of the U.S. are gonna start becoming unlivable for humans due to global warming, starting in our southernmost states and moving north as the decades pass. And we're not Mexicans, we're Ahmurcuns, goddamit! We go where we want and take what we want because we have the expressed written consent of the Lord Jesus Christ to do so! And we've got TONS O' GUNS to persuade you to grant us entry into your country!

You're gonna need a bigger military, Canada. A lot bigger!

[magicarpet]

1. Land mines five miles deep at the Canadian side of the border.

Keep thems Fascist red neck murKKKans out.
Toronto in deep winter will be warm and temperate like Tallahassee formerly was.
The North Pole a summer resort.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

2. No. Countless miles of border...not more military...couple nukes and some rockets! All it takes,

as is obvious.

Carry a big nuclear stick, walk softly around the fascists with nukes also…and a trillion a year military budget no one can match at all!

[bluedigger]

3. They'll lose their moxie once their poutine reserves run out.

54-40 or Fight!

[GopherGal]

5. Or at least give us a share...

of the Canadian Strategic Maple Syrup Reserves.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. Northern blue states and California are welcome to become Provinces of Canada. . . . nt