Pic Of The Moment: GOP Congressional Retreat Conference Agenda

[EarlG]

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[DryRain]

1. Don't forget to note that the conference is held in a Slave-owner's

namesake room.

[geardaddy]

2. Win!

[Iggo]

3. Oh jeez.

For a second I thought this was a google ad.

[freshwest]

4. Mint juleps served on the verdana with Chinese-made Amurikan flag swizzle sticks.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

18. Served by Samuel L Jackson in a reprise of his role in Django Unchained

No,the superb Mr. Jackson would never involve himself in a repuke fest.

Silly golf hats notwithstanding.

[freshwest]

22. Could use Newt Gingrich or Rick Sanctorum. They can't stop gossiping about 'blah people.'

Can't let an 'anti-colonial' librul like Freeman come in and shake things up.

No, no, wait! Why not use Cheetos?

He's not quite white after all that time in the tanning booth.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

26. OMG! CHEETOS! that is effing

[font size=5] HILARIOUS [/font]

[sheshe2]

46. I googled, orange man and this is what I found.

Satan Told me I'm Right!

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Cheetos...



http://theorangemantheory.com/web/

[awoke_in_2003]

24. Samuel L Jackson only serves beer...

http://m.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

28. what the hell??????????

Is that a TEABAGGIE HAT he's wearing???????

OMG, Samuel! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[awoke_in_2003]

52. That was prior to the tea party...

It was a play on Samuel Adams beer, and Sam Adams definitely wore a tri-corner hat in the right way.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

36. HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I LOVE Dave Chappelle. Miss him. And I'll raise you

a Samuel L Jackson

[awoke_in_2003]

53. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?..,

http://m.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

54. White people love Wayne Brady!

Cuz he make Bryant Gumbell look like Malcolm X!!!!!!!


Haaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa. Awesome!

[pangaia]

59. Hey, man.. don't kmock mint julips.

I love them.... But I get your point..

Oh, and it is verandah.
Verdana is a font.

[marmar]

5. That's hilarious.

[tosh]

6. ...

[valerief]

7. Brilliant!

[Doctor_J]

8. 8:30 - Ronald Wilson Reagan Chapel

8:45 - Ronald Wilson Reagan Welcome Center

9:00 - noon - Ronald Wilson Reagan Convention Center

Noon - 1:00 - Ronald Wilson Reagan Lunch Room

...

[a la izquierda]

13. From The Simpsons' "Mr Spritz Goes to Washington."

Mr. Burns: Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Hibbert: All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan...
Dracula: And my good friend Frankenstein is now Franken-reagan. Blah!
Mr. Burns: Excellent!

[Vietnameravet]

9. Great!! love it!!

[Initech]

10. 7:00 PM: After Hours Activity: Poor People Sacrifice To The Volcano Gods

[Coyotl]

11. It is a fun exercise to assign speaker names to this list

Morning Prayer led by Pat Robertson (no awful women allowed)

Recitation led by Glenn Beck (CDs for $10)

Keynote Address co-speakers, the Koch Brothers (immense campaign donations to follow)

Obama as Dictator comparisons, George W. Bush (on how Obama stole the country)

Impeachment 101 by Alberto Gonzales (attendance optional)

Avoiding Sex in the Workplace by Sen. Larry Craig (attendance mandatory)

Your Lobbyist and You by Jack Abramoff and Grover Norquist (only one of us got caught)

Duck Hunt Leader Dick Cheney (bring your own guns and ammo)

Legitimate Rape by Todd Aiken (rethinking political rhetoric for the male minority)

Catering to Latinos by Marco Rubio (rethinking political rhetoric for the white minority)

Doing Nothing by John Boehner (rethinking everyday rhetoric for the political minority)

Evening prayer and passing the hat by Rush Limbaugh (We need a trillion $$$ for 2016 or we haven't a prayer)

[leveymg]

23. Kerchink! Got three more turkeys just with that ricochet! Muy bueno!

[In_The_Wind]

32. Good list.

They don't have a prayer even with a trillion $$$.


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[MADem]

51. YOU BETCHA!!! Need to squeeze in a speech by Sarah Palin in there somewhere;

Foreign Policy From Your Front Porch, perhaps?

[Coyotl]

58. I guess she could assist Glenn Beck with the second amendment

maybe a background video of helicopter hunting

[MADem]

62. And in homage to that brutal photoshop, she could do it in a flag bedecked bikini...

Hell, Glenn could wear Liddy's flag speedo--they'd make a heckuva pair!

[libodem]

12. EarlG,

You rock. Glad you're on our side.

[BlueNoteSpecial]

14. This is a typo, it has to be...

...should it not read "CONformance Agenda?, I'm sure it should, in fact, I'm positive of it.

[SpankMe]

15. Completely hilarious!! Good job. n/t

[Caeser67]

16. They forgot to add the

Gun Baptism and Baby Shower.

[Scuba]

17. There's also the evening entertainment ...

Adultery and oxycontin.

[global1]

31. How About A Gun Fashion Show.....nt

[BlancheSplanchnik]

19. this whole thread is a WIN!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cali_Democrat]

20. Awesomeness n/t

[leveymg]

21. LOL. Going viral in 3-2-1 . . .

[supercats]

25. The Reason This Is So Funny Is....

Because it's the truth. This is exactly how they think. In their entire history there is nothing you can point to where they stood up for or did anything to benefit the majority of Americans. They are an absolute disgrace to America...and they know it.

[PennsylvaniaMatt]

27. K&R!!!!

This gave me a good laugh! I don't know which is better...

12:00PM: "Only Joking!": How to Avoid Sexual Harassment in the Workplace

or 1:00PM: Your Lobbyist and You

[santamargarita]

29. Even as an agenda outline, it describes the...

Republican right wing terrorist perfectly.

[FailureToCommunicate]

30. Ha! And a short day...how typical!

[Jamaal510]

33. I'm curious about the "Doing Nothing" part of the schedule.

Would everybody just sit around and stare off into space?

[tclambert]

34. Co-hosted by Dan Quayle and Sarah Palin.

[Amonester]

48. I understand it as...

How to shutdown the government and destroy the world's economy once more.

[AProgressiveThinker]

35. You also forgot

You also forgot at 1:30 when they have Eric Cantor go up and complain about how people on welfare are all just a bunch of lazy leeches.

[Auggie]

37. Lunch was catered Chick-fil-A and Papa Johns Pizza

[WillyT]

38. LOL !!! - Perfect !!! - K & R !!!

[pacalo]

39. Instant classic, EarlG. I'm impressed!

[formercia]

40. On the way to the Retreat...

[dixiegrrrrl]

41. AK 47 duck hunt.....

Yikes!

[Teamster Jeff]

42. 7:00 pm: Hookers Arrive

[Coyotl]

43. 8-12, Cocktail Hour.

Sorry Mitt!

[mountain grammy]

44. This could be their actual agenda. Ever think of that?

[meti57b]

45. LOLZ ...... Great stuff!!!

[Coyotl]

47. In GD: All hail EarlG!

All hail EarlG!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022214680

[ProudProgressiveNow]

49. +1

[underpants]

50. They are in the 'burg???

Enjoy the overpowering stinch of hops on the 7th hole at Kingsmill....oh and everyone who owns the homes you smash your golfballl into? Yeah they are probably Union guys who made enough money to buy a house at Kingsmill.


BTW- the Hinckley assholle parents used to own a place on the 13th hole.

I worked there in '87

[whistler162]

55. FAIL!!!

not funny and it makes the OP and all Democrats look bad!

[tavernier]

56. Not funny??

I guess I'm marked as "uncool" then because I laughed through the entire thing.

[MADem]

63. Sorry--you're the one with the humorectomy, here. It's a WIN. A Big WIN.

It's HILARIOUS....right up there with the classic "Gay Agenda" for taking over the world.

[nobodyspecial]

64. Is this sarcasm?

[geefloyd46]

57. Sounds too much work for this bunch...

[dynasaw]

60. You forgot job creation

. . .the Burwell way.

[trinfax]

61. Guys, there's no 'lunch' :-(

[JackN415]

65. Make this to be Obama's last term! (At least they can claim success!) n/t

[montex]

66. 3:30 PM: Men's Room Toe-Tapping & Wide Stances

Will there be enough stalls in the men's room?