Rand Pauls assault

[Blindingly apparent]

Since Sunday, I have thought that the assault by the neighbor on Rand Paul and probably meant that he was a spectacularly bad neighbor. Today we find out that it was over lawn clippings. However, I think that this only bears out that he was one.

Would any of you care to pitcg your movie concept about “the bad neighbor”?

[underthematrix]

1. Don't you mean Rand Paul?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Rand Paul, not Paul Ryan.

[dweller]

3. Paul Ryan

and Rand Paul get into a kerfuffle over some grass clippings that Rand has passed off as killer weed to Paul Ryan, ryan breaks rands Buddha bong in the skirmish... and a badass anesthesiologist steps in ...

😎 that's all I got

[Blindingly apparent]

4. Youre right Im correcting thanks Ranch

[lunasun]

5. I thought being a libertarian he was maybe letting weeds grow where they may or something but

it maybe lawn clippings or leaves.?
His attacker is one of those Nazi lawn peeps I bet. Sucker punch type dude too Rand had headphones on when attacked
5 ribs busted wtf
yeah felony assault charge and civil case

“Competing explanations of the origins of the drama cited stray yard clippings, newly planted saplings and unraked leaves,” the New York Times reported. In any event, the Republican senator broke five ribs Friday, and his neighbor may face felony assault charges.

[onethatcares]

6. geebuss on a skateboard

"stray yard clippings" were probably the straw that broke the camels' back. I think I could have just had a conversation about the unraked leaves though.

Now, excuse me while I go outside and pee on my compost pile.

[Kaleva]

9. Great way to provide needed nitrogen to a compost pile

I wrote an OP about that in the gardening group

[onethatcares]

10. yes, I am aware of that

but mister prissy pants would have a ball busting coniption if he lived next to me. Neat but sustainable is my train of thought. Let the birds, butterflys and bees have their place.

I can see you are a friend of the earth.

[Fla Dem]

7. This was posted in GD. Say's he's been an ass wipe ever since moving into the community.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=1908705

[kairos12]

8. Shears Madness!!

[red dog 1]

11. I guess Paul's neighbor didn't believe in the Second Great Commandment:

"Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself."

(I hope the guy gets jail time, not probation)