I can't imagine there's a big market for this:

[sl8]

Also,
https://www.amazon.com/Etude-House-Remover-250ml-Size/dp/B0080IHT8K

[TexasProgresive]

1. I have 2 gallons of that

Muriatic acid. Try it I guarantee you won’t like it.

[True Dough]

2. I've cancelled my order

You talked me out of it!

[sl8]

3. Wise decision.

I mean, if that's going to be your new look, don't settle for half-measures. Splurge and spring for the eye, lips and nose remover.

[True Dough]

5. I get to keep my ears?

Yeehaw!

[fierywoman]

4. When I was in Hokkaido in the early 90's

the Sapporo beer label said (in English) "Live beer for live people." (?!?!)
(I love Japanese English !)

[3catwoman3]

6. While stationed in Japan, I saw many amusing...

..signs where translation into English was a but iffy.

My 3 favorites:

Hair People Cut House - a hair salon
Golden Glasshopper - restaurant/bar
Caution Upon Your Head - warning in a hard hat construction area

[SonofDonald]

7. Bad stripper bar in Tacoma Wa

Had a neon sign that said "Live Nudes".

Is there a market for the other type?.

[sarge43]

8. For that extreme makeover. n/t