Name something you could say during sex AND at Thanksgiving dinner...

[True Dough]

Saw this question on another website and the answers were a lot of fun. Might as well get some DUzies.

[gopiscrap]

1. How do you like my stuffing

[hibbing]

2. Good stuffing

[gopiscrap]

3. is that cranberry sauce

[nocalflea]

4. You took it out too soon !

[NightWatcher]

15. Ha! Hate it when that happens.

[MLAA]

5. I'd like a second helping, please. I was going to say 'more, please' but

I've given up that word since Moore hit the scene.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Oh God! Oh God!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Wow!

[hibbing]

8. This meat is so juicy

[fierywoman]

9. That was delicious!

[NightWatcher]

10. Oh baby, your potato salad is the best

You think whipped cream and chocolate sauce is kinky, try busting out a healthy scoop of southern potato salad.

[FM123]

11. I'm ready for seconds!

[sl8]

12. I can't believe it's been a year already.

[Laffy Kat]

20. .....

Good one.

[pangaia]

36. Winner winner

[MLAA]

37. Perfect

[DFW]

82. The Swiss have a good joke about that

Three 95 year old guys are sitting on a bench.
After half an hour, one looks up and says, "Sex is nice." His head sags back down.
After another half hour, the second one looks up and says, "Christmas is also nice." His head head sags back down.
After another half hour, the third one looks up and says, "And Christmas comes more often."

[madaboutharry]

90. You win the thread.

[Lulu KC]

111. the best n/t

[hibbing]

13. Let it rest for 15 minutes

[unblock]

14. Damn it mom! Get out of here and don't ever come back!

[True Dough]

18. Whaaaa???

[unblock]

28. i'm guessing your thanksgivings are better than mine.

[True Dough]

57. Not just my Thanksgivings,

apparently!

[unblock]

65. ...

[Docreed2003]

16. Such succulent breasts!

[GeoWilliam750]

97. I am a leg man, myself

Nice legs!

[cilla4progress]

17. Give me

Some skin!

[hibbing]

19. Sorry, I think I've had too much wine

[California_Republic]

21. Nice buns

[jberryhill]

22. I prefer the dark meat

[California_Republic]

27. Bah ha!

[DBoon]

23. "delightful"

nt

[DBoon]

24. "go away Fido"

[True Dough]

25. Go ahead

and devour my giblets.

[California_Republic]

26. You put the stuffing in the wrong opening

[PoliticAverse]

29. I just like licking the skin. n/t

[unblock]

30. come and get it!

[California_Republic]

31. What should I do with my bone?

[California_Republic]

32. Can you toss my salad?

[madamesilverspurs]

33. Say when . . .

[unblock]

34. ready for desert?

[unblock]

35. that was awesome but i really need a nap now

[MLAA]

38. Let's not bother cleaning up yet, let's rest a few minutes then go at it again

[unblock]

39. did everyone here get enough?

[unblock]

40. gobble it down!

[pangaia]

41. Oh shit, is this the most hilarious thread, or. What !!

Next time, leave it in longer.

[California_Republic]

42. Something with swallowing . Help me out team.

[MLAA]

43. Nothing like a nap after all of that!

[True Dough]

44. I going to

dive into that pie!

[California_Republic]

48. Ha!

[RandySF]

45. Please honey, let's not talk about Trump right now.

[hay rick]

63. There's dirty sex (good) and then there's real obscenity (bad).

[MLAA]

46. Where's the whip cream

[California_Republic]

47. This is always more fun with family!

[TlalocW]

49. Think the kitchen table

Can take all the weight?

TlalocW

[hibbing]

56. hehehe

[unblock]

51. Do you prefer legs or breasts?

[hay rick]

52. I thought YOU were getting the cranberry sauce.

[pressbox69]

53. Plenty of leftovers.

[GeoWilliam750]

98. Seconds, anyone?

[California_Republic]

54. .. you got some giblets gravy on your face

[pfitz59]

55. You're one sexy bird!

(Referencing an old Penthouse letter)

[hay rick]

58. Does anyone want some white meat?

[Tree-Hugger]

59. Can't wait to get a mouthful of bird nt

[Rollo]

60. I can't wait any longer...

[True Dough]

61. Just yam it in there

between my buns.

[7wo7rees]

62. Do you want this leg?

These buns are so fluffy!
You can never have enough butter.
I haven't been this full in a long time!
I'm definitely having seconds.
Now it's time to nap.
Sure glad these pants are loose...

[Takket]

64. Fantastic breasts!

[hay rick]

66. Can somebody please pass the condoments.

[True Dough]

67. hay rick, you joker!

You're ribbing us!

[hay rick]

68. Not the wrong way I hope.

As if there was a wrong way.

[quickesst]

69. AMEN!!!!!

[Beartracks]

70. I did all the work, so you get to clean up.

=========

[hay rick]

71. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?

Okay, so it makes my sister uncomfortable. It's only once a year.

[tapermaker]

72. should i loosen my pants before we start

or wait till I'm finished .

[NBachers]

73. Pull the wishbone.

[True Dough]

74. What if it snaps?

You have a contingency plan???

[NBachers]

75. Then it would be a squishbone.

[True Dough]

76. Why don't you

blow the horn of plenty, if ya know what I'm sayin!

[MFM008]

77. I'm nauseated

...........

[world wide wally]

78. We wait for this all year.

Then it's over just like that!

[sakabatou]

79. It's hot!

[Blue Owl]

80. Quite a spread...

n/t

[LuckyCharms]

81. Mmmmmm!! Creamed corn!

[BamaRefugee]

83. I've never been stuffed like that in my life

[Lochloosa]

84. More whip cream?

[underpants]

85. I think you lost your napkin

[underpants]

86. We're gonna need more butter

[underpants]

87. Good gravy!!

[democratisphere]

88. Your legs are delicious!

[Skittles]

89. "I want u soo bad. Right now. Deep and hard."

aw OK it's not a match

[LuckyCharms]

92. I said that to the pumpkin pie yesterday.

Probably wasn't appropriate?

[randr]

91. Pass they gravy

[A HERETIC I AM]

93. "Your Giblets are chewy"

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

94. You gonna eat that? nt

[nightwing1240]

95. So, who wants to help stuffing the turkey?

[woodsprite]

96. The little thingy popped up. I guess its ready. n/t

[MLAA]

116. Good one!

[NotASurfer]

100. Been looking forward to this all day, and

even if everything was over prepared, and ends up cold, gummy, and about as appetizing as old shoe leather - I love you, so it's going to be wonderful, and we will cherish the memories forever

[True Dough]

106. You should

be writing cards for Hallmark or something. How poetic!

[NotASurfer]

107. i may be guilty of amateur poetry once in a while

and sometimes posting from a phone encourages a brevity of the thumb that pares down the words. Thanks for that compliment: )

Good thread, no idea why going romantic on it occurred to me but sometimes you just roll with an inspiration

[Danascot]

101. Dammit Grandma,

We'll never get done if you just gum the meat.

[DetlefK]

102. "You gonna finish that?"

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

103. I've been at this for hours...

I can't believe how fast you finish.

[vlyons]

104. I love you.

[True Dough]

105. Hey,

that's not crude or suggestive. Are you in the right thread?



Sweet, very sweet.

[OnDoutside]

108. Well, better luck next year.....

[Yonnie3]

109. Will there be any leftovers?

[Motley13]

110. is it ready yet?

[greatauntoftriplets]

112. I'm stuffed.

[sl8]

117. Oh, if only.

[Codeine]

113. "Of course it's vegan!" nt

[secondwind]

114. Can I have more, please

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

115. It's Friday, I'm ready for seconds.

[becca da bakkah]

119. Looks Like I'm Late To The Party.....

....but here's my contributions:

"It's kind of dry". Or, conversely, "God, it's so moist!" And my personal favorite,

"think we can sneak a piece before the others get here?!"

[True Dough]

120. Glad you made it to dinner, becca da bakkah!

Late-comers always welcome!

[becca da bakkah]

121. Thanks. Happy To Be Here....

....I'll bring the water for the lemonade!

[csziggy]

122. Nothing to say by "Oh, God - yes, Yes, YES!"

Pretty much this scene:

[hay rick]

123. I'll have what she's having.

Pecan pie. You can't fake it.

[csziggy]

124. Pecan pie is our only left over

Because I never took the second one to the feast.

Most years I make two, give one to friends and take one to the family dinner. And I never get even a bite since I have a slice of my brother in law's excellent cheese cake and no room for my pue.

This year I made meringue cookies (for the kids who have multiple food allergies/sensitivities) and a key lime pie to use up the yolks left from the meringue. Since I still had energy I also made two pecan pies, gave one to our friends and kept the other one here. We had our first slices last night and it is as good as I remember it from years ago, the last time I got any of it.

I was ready to have an orgasm while eating it - not at all a fake one, either!