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Thu Nov 30, 2017, 05:23 PM

Don't know how to explain the birds and bees to your kids? This holiday inflatable might help.

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For the pervert that comes out in all of us at Christmas time that wants to show cheer, Goodwill toward his fellow man, and yule tidings, but also has a secret desire to piss off his entire neighborhood block by posting this hilarious humping reindeer duo on your front lawn next to A light up Santa, you’ll not only be inciting anger in those live around you, but also terrorizing them on each day they drive past your house with their young children in the car and have to endure the questions:

“Mommy, what are they doing to one another,?” You’ll know that you’ve made their Christmas wishes come true.




Sadly, for our dying culture, it is the 2nd best seller at one online store.

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Reply Don't know how to explain the birds and bees to your kids? This holiday inflatable might help. (Original post)
FSogol Nov 2017 OP
Girard442 Nov 2017 #1
FSogol Nov 2017 #2
Tipperary Dec 2017 #6
left-of-center2012 Nov 2017 #3
Kaleva Dec 2017 #5
left-of-center2012 Dec 2017 #7
Thor_MN Dec 2017 #4

Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Nov 30, 2017, 05:28 PM

1. That is *not* what Santa meant when he said, "On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Dunder and Blixem!

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Response to Girard442 (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 30, 2017, 05:45 PM

2. Dasher released a statement Wednesday apologizing for a graphic nude photo of him that circulated on

social media earlier this week. He announced his re-election bid earlier this month.

"While separated from my second wife, prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other mature adult reindeer," he said. "Each was consensual. Those relationships have ended. I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days. I am sorry that I let my constituents down."

It is still unclear how the photo got onto social media, who put it there, or whether its posting would constitute revenge porn, which is illegal under North Pole law.

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Response to FSogol (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 1, 2017, 08:30 PM

6. Lmao! Too funny!

 

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Nov 30, 2017, 07:48 PM

3. OK - I get it !

Two reindeer have sex and produce birds and bees.

But, where do babies come from?

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Response to left-of-center2012 (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 1, 2017, 07:25 PM

5. Babies come from here

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Response to Kaleva (Reply #5)

Fri Dec 1, 2017, 09:07 PM

7. Doesn't look like a cabbage patch to me

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Fri Dec 1, 2017, 06:22 PM

4. How can that be reindeer games? It looks pretty vanilla by reindeer standards.

 

Has to be Rudolf on top, the red nose gives it away. The other reindeer might be Olive.

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