If the makers of Head and Shoulders were to make a body wash, what should it be called?

[NightWatcher]

Come on DU, don't let me down. There's one right answer and it's an easy one.

[Sancho]

1. Ass and elbows?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. Pits and bits?

[gay texan]

21. Beat me to it. Jerk

[FirstLight]

22. ...

I was gonna say Pits,Tits& Dicks

[redwitch]

3. Knees and toes?

Body and sole?

Elbows and butts?

[NightWatcher]

12. Head shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

Am I the only one who remembers the song?

[IcyPeas]

16. I remember it too.

[redwitch]

20. Nope.

That’s why I responded with knees and toes!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

27. Yes!

And I can sing it in French, also:

Tête, épaules, genoux et pieds, genoux et pieds,
Tête, épaules, genoux et pieds, genoux et pieds,
J'ai un nez, deux yeux, deux oreilles et une bouche,
Tête, épaules, genoux et pieds, genoux et pieds.

Brings back fond memories of such children's songs when my kids were little.

[revmclaren]

4. Just Don't Go There...

No, really...that would be the name of the body wash!

[tinrobot]

5. Head and toes.

[True Dough]

6. Procter & Gamble's

Grime Remover Plus

[2naSalit]

7. Neck and Toes?

[Orange Free State]

8. Neck and Kneecaps

[Docreed2003]

9. Twig and berries???

[eShirl]

10. Crotch & Buns

[hibbing]

11. Crease and Crotch

[Generic Brad]

15. I'm thinking more along the lines of "Creases and Pieces"

[no_hypocrisy]

13. Head to Toes

[RestoreAmerica2020]

25. U beat me to it!

[flotsam]

14. Nipples and Naughty Bits??? N/T

[Snackshack]

17. Knees & Elbows.

[tonyt53]

18. I suppose it would be "Head to Toe", but I prefer ass to asshole.

[DBoon]

19. toes to nose

nt

[krispos42]

23. "Everything Else"

"Pits, Tits, and Ass"
"Torso and Appendages"

[ATL Ebony]

24. Head to Toe

[whathehell]

26. Isn't this Lounge material?

Just sayin'.

[jberryhill]

28. Armpits & Legpits

[pnwest]

29. The Rest? As in, head and shoulders above...

[flotsam]

30. Trunk and Junk...N/T

[Eyeball_Kid]

31. Folds of Flesh?