I am ruined, destitute, bankrupt. I put all my money into a mistletoe growing operation.

[rzemanfl]

Bad fucking timing.

[spooky3]

1. Its not too late to switch parties.

IOKIYAR.

[rzemanfl]

3. I would never do that. n/t

[True Dough]

2. So now you're kissing up to the rest of us?

I won't be pledging to your GoFundMe campaign!



^^ And don't read anything into that wink!

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Aw, don't despair. Use it to kiss a conservative's ass.

That's what we're being taught by those that are supposed to be leading our party.

[delisen]

5. Should have invested in robot Squeeze Dolls

All this people-touching stuff is soon to be passe.

[rzemanfl]

6. Like Donald Drumpf favorite model? If you grab it between the legs....

it springs a leak.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. Kiss that investment goodbye! 😏

[NCjack]

8. M'toe is no longer a license to force your kisses on a reluctant

female. Maneuvering them to stand under the M'toe, thrusting your pelvis at them, forcing your tongue deep into her mouth -- well, those days over. Maybe you can reverse the tradition and save your investment. Let the women select the men, the men have to submit, let the women maneuver the men under the m'toe, thrust ..., drive their tongues ..., etc. No, it won't work. No self-respecting man will submit to that -- to be selected by random women and not be able to refuse.

Looks like you are ruined.

[rzemanfl]

9. Shit. I was in the business and didn't even know what the stuff was for. n/t

[lastlib]

10. I'm groping for a suitable response to this, but I have none.

I guess you can kiss your future fortune goodbye.......

(BTW, I had an ex-girlfriend who complained about my bad f*cking timing--that's why she's an EX-girlfriend! )

[GReedDiamond]

11. Was it he "Frankencense" scented mistletoe? - nt